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So I learned recently from a friend that turtles and tortoises will just, like, eat rocks. And in order to find out what stuff is, they'll just bite stuff. How much trouble do you think Splinter had with pulling rocks out of his sons' very human mouths, alongside trying to prevent them from eating a bajillion other things?

enough that he had poison control on speed-dial.

For a sketch request, perhaps something funny you thought of for your fic/au?

yoshi: what kind of school just sends a turtle home with a kid...!? mikey: daddy you signed the permission slip for it

yoshi: ive gotta start reading those before i sign them...

I know Raph is a total Mama's boy, but can we pretty please have some of Big Mama cuddling the others.

I headcanon that Raph would adjust to big mama no problem followed by mikey who would immediately cling to her. Donnie and Leo would be skeptical but the second Donnie got some praise for his work he's be IMMEDIATELY won over. Eventually Leo would warm up to big mama and he would show off so much and she'd clap and stuff