Holy shit. I'ma head out to Canada
teeny tiny
Today's crab is: the teensiest
hello 🐙
This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.
Can I be crab of the day pleas 🥺
Today's crab is: sure 👍
alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone
this is awesome
trans pride flag colorpicked from this crab (i swear all those colors are on the crab itself)
yeahhh >:D
witchgays
Anonymous asked:
Why do you hate straight people
heres my paypal
i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment :) thank you so much!
happy pride
✨️Aesthetic Crabo✨️
Today's crab is: aesthetically pleasing
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
mormonfries
reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on
this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??
Quick someone reply with the gif™️
Always reblog this if you are cool
There is,,, a lobster. On the way
There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where
This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.
Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.
Update 2 here is Thee Lobster
