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A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

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The fact that my tits are not swelling with milk right now and stretching out my shirt until it tears, leaving me with massive, heaving breasts that I can’t possibly hide, dripping with a steady stream of milk from each nipple, is a certifiable tragedy

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Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this

and this

and this

and this

like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco? 

Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps?? 

Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand??? 

Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????

Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsay 

As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that. 

It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.

This is the original, vintage, 2018 post that coined “man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco”, please do not touch the glass but you may take pictures 

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As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

No thank you.

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

This is way cooler to look at than it should be

Science side of Tumblr would like to add:

Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.

The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.

this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.

sory…cant please everyone!

hope this helps xoxo

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bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

#this post > the entire mcu

im havinfv a stroke

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