You (derogatory)
Japanese language be like
my housemate is a linguistics major
my favorite rupaul story is that once he let somebody drown and mentioned it once and never again
I’m just fetishizing some onions in this pan
firefighters arrive at an apartment complex going up in flames, parked nearby is a truck identical to theirs, only colored blue. “shit!” the battalion chief yells. “the firehelpers are already here, cmon we gotta hurry!”
team fortress two
why is holding a penalty in football LOL. is it that wrong for a man to hold another man
because it stops them from getting to the man they really want, the hot jock quarterback. consent is important
trump: folks they call him little wayne, lit. tle. wayne. little wayne- but he’s not so little anymore is he? he’s not so little- he’s grown up a lot since i saw him. they should call him BIG wayne, right? BIG wayne
sucking dick is demeaning
Da Meaning of Life! Hell Yeah!
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
Did I cut a trailer for Untitled Goose Game using Lizzo’s “Juice” simply because she says, “Blame it on a goose?“
Of course I did.
Here it is from the creator instead of an uncredited repost that people seem to think is official marketing
need all of you to trust me here and read this next part to the tune of tainted love (1981) by soft cell
i saw mommy kissing *thump thump*





