i needed to tell u that i also have a former friend who starred in bottoms .we have moots for real now go gay people
I’m so sorry that you interpreted my tags to mean that I know ayo edibiri personally. In my defense I did not mean to imply this, I just feel a kind of parasocial closeness to her because I have been hearing her on comedy podcasts for years before many people posting about her now ever knew who she was. This is very embarrassing for me to admit this. You’ve put me in a terrible position, you know. But I am very sorry. I’m sorry for lying.
HAPPEY BIRTHDAY !!!!
if it's not today pls post on the appropriate day .
It was yesterday but I don’t think you want me to wait until next year so here you go ☺️
idk if its because im an adult or like on mood stabilizers but im getting to a point where i increasingly see discourse and its not that i have no opinion or am incapable of comprehending it or why people are upset but i still go "ok well thats fucking stupid" and then move on. like its a nothingburger
Idk how long this has been the case but I found out today that @rfjbiphobia is no more!!! It’s the end of an era…. Who will make stuff up about me now
FUCKING TELL HIM user blackm... bl... ok I’m not gonna type that url but GO OFF KING!!!!!!!
allow me to tell you of the grave error i made yesterday. it was 8pm. i was cooking moroccan stew. needed to let it simmer for 25 minutes before i added the chickpeas. i shall go upstairs, thought i, and take a shower, and leave the chickpeas on the counter to drain. puddles the cat is sleeping near the stove. i briefly consider locking her out of the kitchen - but surely even she, leviathan of unconquerable appetites, will not concern herself with hard, drained, uncooked chickpeas. surely not.
with this set-up in mind, what do you imagine i found when i came back downstairs?
i'll not keep you in suspense.
the moral of this story is never own cats
which table you sitting at?
everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.
THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING