sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in
So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?
the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)
Affirmations for omegas. I am my Own Alpha. I See Myself Through My Own Heats Easily and With Relaxed Style.
baseball different than I remember
For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of "performance" team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it's hilarious.
The team comes out of Georgia, and they're called
The Savanah Bananas
the tumblrina mind is a beautiful thing. through a iron-clad unwillingness to verbalize sexual desire, she sublimates attraction with her well recognized lust for high octane violence. "I want to fuck him" becomes "I want to slam his dick into a car door", but if ever given the opportunity, she would be unwilling to do either. I want to believe in a future where women both express and receive what they want. I want to believe in a future where desire is transformed by acceptance and exploration. I want to believe in a future where she can slam his dick into a car door as like a sex thing.
I’ve always loved this poster art by Ted Coconis for the 1970 ‘Picture of Dorian Gray’ (left). I only just now found out how similar it is to the actual picture as seen in the film.
People talk about how delta-8 gave them a panic attack but the thing is that regular weed can do that too and I don’t see the news talking about it. I don’t see New York Times writing an op ed about it.
STOPPP watching movies and shows there are almost certainly weird bugs on the window right now and you're ignoring them for the devil's illusions
hyunjin sending good luck to stay and i remembered he did it before too on his live 😭
