blog that creates hypothetical people
guy who googles “sexy woman bikini washing car drawing” and scrolls down the results right clicking and downloading the minuscule previews rather than first left clicking on each one
person who is intensely attracted to the confidence in tilting a cup or glass at a sufficient angle to prevent the teapot effect
guy who always has baby wipes in his glove compartment in case he runs over a baby and has to wipe off his car
guy who doesnt know that a wet one is a type of napkin and he just thinks its a type of fart
fanfic writer whose stories are all about evil knieval and his buddy weevil knievel getting into all sorts of damgerous hijinx that require either daredevil motorcycle skills, grain eating, being a tiny little bug, and maybe flying to narrowly escape
guy who found out about friday night magic and got really excited then weeks later he got sad because its just a cardgame but that same week he found out what the game was so he got played it and won and was happy again
person who tries to apply for a job but the person at the table reaches across the room and pulls open their face as a wooden door that mickey mouse as a knight comes out of
guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations
The best way to pirate music if you're not on a private tracker is incredibly simple btw:
It's Soulseek. All these years later it's still Soulseek, it's still up, it's still super easy to use, it still has that charming old UI and it still has a ton of stuff I can't find anywhere else. Stop converting Youtube videos to mp3s and familiarize yrself with file sharing history <3
sick puppy that when it sneezes u go "aww" bc itz such a cute sneeze but also u feel bad cuz the dog is sick
sexy robot girl that would be soo angry if she saw this post because she is "not a person or even a girl and is instead in fact a ti84 graphing calculator"
guy who dresses as the heath ledger joker in the nurse outfit for the halloween work party getting a lot more attention than he expected