saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved
[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]
meow? mrow? mroow? MROW?
mmrraaowr! mraowmwrmwrmer :3
"Day n-nineteen? Fuck...can't stop stroking my cock, it's insatiable. It's so huge now, it doesn't even look human anymore...u-um, I mean, phallus is now eight inches in length, with a pointed head...ventral ridges...stimulation feels i-incredible...theorize that further applications of serum can increase length. Leaking so much precum. It's throbbing, like it has a mind of its own.
Last time I came was nine hours ago. Semen volume was well above normal human range, testicles are now...huge and...virile...
Second set of arms have reached full strength and dexterity with no drawbacks. Accelerated growth proves success of regenerative therapy. New muscle groups developing extremely quickly. Breasts...extremely sensitive. Been groping myself while I masturbate, erogenous zones heightened...
I don't fully understand what's happening. I think I've lost track of all the things I've pumped into myself, as far as experiments go this one's been pretty sloppy hahaha...
Fuck. It's clear that the different drugs are interacting in unforeseen ways. When I look at myself in the mirror I don't see a human. My teeth have been replaced by pointed fangs, my tongue...six inches long and prehensile. Heightened senses. At first it bothered me, not to recognize myself, but now I know what I am...I'm something new. Better.
I want to continue. Th-thinking about what to test next. More limbs? Maybe a tail? Maybe something more fundamental, I need to find out what this is doing to my hormones, to the pleasure centers of the brain.
C-can't handle it anymore, masturbating doesn't work, it just makes things worse...I need a hot, fertile cunt to breed."
listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.
this is why i’m absolutely throwing a tiny birthday party for my plush possum Turnpike in two days bc august 18th is her birthday. she’s gonna be 1
happy birthday Turnpike!!
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.
this is why i’m absolutely throwing a tiny birthday party for my plush possum Turnpike in two days bc august 18th is her birthday. she’s gonna be 1
happy birthday Turnpike!!
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
woke up to discover... i was a muppet
Yellow susie
The soap bottle and everything
1) no
2) It’s slime. If you even care
I think i met an angel on the train
This older man moved my skirt aside and I absent-mindedly said "oh sorry" for being partially in his seat and he said "dont be sorry, this is new york" and then showed me all his poetry about observing the world and living as a restaurant worker during the pandemic and we talked about how i worked in a grocery store and as a bartender so i resonated with his work and he told me "i may never meet you again but it's nice to meet someone worth talking to. I might sound like a world class idiot sage, but you can't be afraid. That's no way to live. You have to trust your humanity." Then he shook my hand and got off the stop before me. Hello. Hello . Hello.
deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing
Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.
i saw someone joke about robot girls as an example of kinks that are just impossible to ever be made reality, like they're completely in the land of fiction. but ... that is just not true!
you can set the mood in your room. turn off the lights but put on some little coloured purple and blue blinkers. sit her down on the edge of your bed and sit down behind her. let her eyes flutter closed since there's no reason to keep them upon in this dark, safe room. softly coo into her ears, she's been such a good robot day! doing so many tasks so efficiently! making everyone around her so happy. but, silly her, she overdid it. so you're just going to have to do a tiny bit of repair work. "will that be okay, dear?" of course it will be. she trusts you completely. you're her admin. you created her. of course she has a safeguard preventing just anyone from powering her down, but she lets you override that with no resistance. such a good girl.
press your finger into the back of her neck, and then drag it down her spine. as she powers down, glide her limp body softly onto the bed. put her feet up so she's lying down completely now. maybe hold her limbs up a bit and let them drop. yep, she's powered down now. she's not unconscious, just mental faculties are capped at 10% and body autonomy is disabled. all you have to do now is find where she's sustained some damage. trace your fingers all along her chassis, poking in with a "screwdriver" to take her outer layer off and examine the wires and joints. hmmm... oil is a bit thin. these wires are too close together, could cause sparking and overheating. goodness, your fan is dusty. you've been working so hard, haven't you? gently turn her over onto her stomach now. it's time to investigate her processing unit, her software.
make sure her arms aren't stuck underneath her. once she's all comfy, you can unscrew her entire back panel. make sure to trace your fingers all around her back and spine as you do, robot girls love that shit. the soft human touch is heavenly to a machine of metal and electricity. and such a well designed chassis too, so beautiful. but off it comes, what's underneath is even prettier! oh, even now, it's still hot to the touch. you've been thinking so much today ... you don't need to think anymore though. just let me explore you. read out her event log for the day. algorithmic neural plasticity score. joint lubricant levels. corrupted data percentage. things like that. they're like scores to her. praise her if she's gotten good ones, tease her if she's gotten bad ones.
i could write so much more and maybe i will...like roleplaying injecting a virus into her neck or chest, and feeling the code flow all down her body...your cock can even be the usb!
also, at some point lay your whole body weight onto them - arms over her arms and legs over her legs. to calibrate pressure sensors or something. bc lets face it if she's a robot girl then she is 100% a neurodivergent cutie who'd love that sm <3
you pray in a circle to your awesome god
"how might these people be helped?"
you just keep on trying over and again
though he deigns not to make heard himself.
i stand at the door to the rusty temple
"how long 'til i'm let inside?"
i just keep on standing outside in the sun
'til your prayers leave you satisfied