aziraphale apologist first and human second

Aziraphale wasn't just trying to get Nina and Maggie together. He was fucking deranged trying to make that cotillion ball happen. He gave away books. HE GAVE AWAY BOOKS. He completely ignored every time Crowley tried to tell him that something horrible was happening, trying to get him to focus, FOCUS on the ball. The look on his face when he asked Crowley to dance. his deranged, giddy, I'm in love and I can't hide it anymore face. "Maggie and Nina are depending on me, they just don't know it yet" no. No. Not Maggie and Nina. He didn't do it for them. And the most heartbreaking part is I don't think he knows it.

Women please survive

TERFs are reblogging this so just so you know this doesn't count you. Get off my blog

I know we say this joke casually but neil gaiman really is stronger than a us marine to leave his inbox open

I asked the cheese and it's fine with it

Have we?

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They’re technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.

If we DO ever get a Good Omens season 3 (and fingers crossed we will) then using the Second Coming as the narrative device to facilitate the final culmination of Good Omens' ideology and message is brilliant, actually.

Because the Second Coming IS NOT another Adam situation. And, contrary to the misconceptions I've seen, It IS NOT about Jesus being born again as a baby, etc, etc.

THE SECOND COMING. QUITE LITERALLY refers to THE LAST JUDGMENT.

As in. The SAME Last Judgment Michelangelo painted on the walls of the Sistine Chapel. As in - THE JUDGMENT of the Living and the Dead. THE LAST, FINAL, ETERNAL JUDGMENT.

It's the WHOLE thing Armageddon was leading towards. Book of Revelation speedrun: the world ends, everyone dies, and then they get resurrected again to be judged by JESUS himself. He will flick through the Book of Life (WINK WINK WINK DO YOU SEE HOW LOUDLY I'M WINKING AT YOU???), and if your name is there he will go "oh nice you deserve eternal paradise! :D" and if your name is ERASED from the Book of Life he will go "oh no, sorry, you go to the lake of fire for eternity now D:" (except apparently in Good Omens lore it'd just DOOM YOU TO NON-EXISTENCE FOREVER???)

And if you THINK about it, The Last Judgment is the ultimate manifestation of moral absolutism. No shades of gray, no chances. Just BLACK, and WHITE. Never mind that you're like Wee Morag and Elspeth, who are forced to do "bad" things because of circumstances. It's either you pass Judgment Day, or you burn (or disappear forever.) And the way THINGS are going in the Good Omens universe? I don't think there's ANYONE "good" enough to be "saved." Not Crowley, not Aziraphale. Hell, not even the Archangels themselves.

So it provides a PERFECT opportunity for Aziraphale and Crowley to UPEND that SYSTEM entirely.

I think that's what Crowley and Aziraphale would do in s3: establish a new kind of system in which angels and demons have free will to determine the right (or wrong) choice.

Giving them the APPLE, so to speak.

And then they'll go off to retire in a cottage, together at last.

if ur mad that aziraphale didn’t immediately fall to his knees and banish all those years of repression and heavenly devotion bc crowley admitted his feelings ur literally so boring. of course their six thousand year relationship of yearning and being little bitches to each other wouldn’t magically be perfect. of course azira would let himself enjoy the kiss for one moment, clutch crowley’s back, and admonish himself for thinking they could happy. that he could have what he always wanted. like babes pls remember who we’re dealing w here. enjoy the angst next season we’ll get to see aziraphale put his heart on the line and risk it all for love

Happy Good Omens day!

I made so much fan art of them back in 2019 and found this lil thing that I still find cute.

I remember there were debates in the thread if that was a tree or an explosion. It can be whatever you want it to be 😌

Aziraphale’s face after Crowley kisses him makes me feel sick, not exaggerating, not a silly haha hyperbole, it actually makes my stomach churn. He just looks so broken up about it, he’s almost crying. I know that if Crowley had said yes to going to Heaven with him he would have kissed him back but he couldn’t. There’s a look of guilt there and just pure pain, he looks at Crowley in a way that says “please don’t make me feel this, not now” and the worst part is because of how complicated his reaction is, I feel it could be mistaken for one of disgust which disturbs me so much because Crowley may believe that’s how it made him feel. The fact that Aziraphale doesn’t kiss Crowley back but also isn’t the one to pull away and instead briefly holds Crowley during this kiss haunts me so much as well, god.

innocence died screaming

(honey ask me, I should know.)

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places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

Crowley: Hey angel, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Aziraphale: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

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