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Muskrat is putting the last nails into Twitter’s coffin with the this “temporary” limit thing
You can’t check your news feed:
You can’t check replies
You can’t check your profile
You can’t check other profiles
And you can’t check what’s trending
We’re watching the downfall of one of the most popular social media platforms in real time all because of one man’s misplaced sense self importance and ego. Incredible.
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?
yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women
why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.
the icon is because of this post
POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension
btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
ender-friend
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
imperialvizierzorlok
THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST
this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’
Pokemon Heritage Post
zarosianzealot
Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.
shameless-shaman-main
Y’all really out here getting cucked huh
noblepeasant
Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.
a-vegemite-addict-from-australia
If you don’t think sex work is real work then kindly get the fuck off my blog
You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.
You die two deaths - your physical death and your true death when your name is spoken for the last time. You, a mild-mannered introvert, have been stuck in limbo for centuries waiting for your true death, and finally found out why.
"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
suffering from a serious case of FOMO (fear of mysterious orb)
Las Vegas spent 2.3 billion dollars on this thang?
The Spongebob Skin Theory video, to me, is the epitome of shitty video essays. The presentation, the subject matter, the lack of depth...
All he' s saying is "Hey, Spongebob has a lot of weird skin and body imagery in it!" Except the conclusion he draws is that it's some in-universe secret conspiracy the writers have been plotting. Like, if you wanted to discuss how comedy and animation warps the body to its own ends, that would be interesting, but looking beyond the fictional universe of Spongebob is apparently beyond this dude's imagination. And the way he presents it all is just... the most boring fucking thing??? I havent managed to get past 20 minutes so if he takes some wild turn into the cultural history of body horror in American animation let me know, otherwise.
The fact its so popular, the fact irl friends have brought it up in conversation... makes me feel crazy. Is it satire? Am I missing something? Or are people just enthralled by the hint of darkness in a kid's show and the video essay format???
I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.
I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.
Little Beepo’s unfocused bloody rage is increasing
statements that are true
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.