my longest sigh ever
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
lmao
You know how it is then, folks!
i wanted to make this poll because as a gifmaker, i'm perplexed at the way the like reblog ratio on this site has gone down significantly in the past few years and i'm really interested in getting some insight as to why that happened.
*just to clarify, this poll doesn't apply to mutuals' personal posts, tag games, or responses to asks you sent to people!! it's about creative posts like fics, gifs, art, fan videos, etc etc.
bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”
funfact journal 3 implies gf takes place in 2013 meaning bill ciphers been dead for nearly ten slutty slutty years
HAPPY AUGUST 24TH BILL CIPHER HAS BEEN DEAD FOR TEN SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS!!! 👯♂️🎆🎉🎊💃✨👯♀️
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
Shoutout to my wife Bildad the Shuhite, midwife and cobbler🙏🙏🙏
Crowley can speak every language on Earth but he is most fluent in the language of sass and tomfoolery
that kiss is crowley telling aziraphale all that he is feeling with a gesture that (among the celestial beings and creatures of hell) only crowley and aziraphale truly understand, having lived among humans. it's like crowley is using a human gesture and, by extension, humanity to convince aziraphale to stay with him on earth, among humans.
OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL
This your cousin? What team is he in?
Our cousin
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
Discussion Questions
- This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?
- In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?
- Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?
Tags that made me choke on my energy drink
big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps
amen