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blubbs | she/her | osomatsu san | terraria | wadanohara and the great blue sea | homestuck | undertale | funamusea | yuri on ice | tsuritama | boku dake ga inai machi/erased | mob psycho 100 | katanagatari | shinsekai yori | fausts alptraum | yume nikki | to the moon/finding paradise | satsuriku no tenshi/angels of death | vocaloid |

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

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You should see the video where he restores a knife…

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Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

poki sounds like my cat jasper

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

Poki is actually in his newest video:

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

Aaaaand he’s banned again.

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Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

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guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

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me watching pastel and anime kin blogs talk about wanting to kill people

If a bitch says some dumb fuck shit that hurts people I wanna kill em and I will state that shit blatantly

Ah, that explains everything.

Anyone who likes Bakugou to any degree is sub-human don’t @ me

I’m going to remove your teeth one by one and stab them into your brain.

This is a promise.

Oh my god is this for real

You call the love of my life and future husband sub-human and act surprised when i threaten you with violence.

You act surprised that i would do anything to be able to carve out your heart and slice your face to shreds.

You pretend you could possibly be better then my love and you expect me not to wish death upon you.

Your a worm and i would do anything to remind you how meaningless you are.

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remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

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god i AM josh.