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Founder of the Kurapika Cultā„¢
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since we are on the topic of hxh I just want everyone to know that in Polish Kurapika’s name literally translates to ā€œthe chicken is beepingā€

celebrate kurapika's birthday by licking chains, chewing on chains, smelling chains, touching chains, sitting in the woods alone with chains, hallucinating about chains,

more ways to celebrate:

  • replace your cool and memorable clothes with a boring suit!
  • tell strangers that you don't fear death, you only fear that your rage will fade!
  • sacrifice years of your lifespan to catch a cockroach!
  • shock a young mother with your willingness to ignore the mortal danger encroaching upon her stepdaughter!
  • gradually change your hair so it looks more helmet-like over time. disappoint everyone with this!
  • throw a fork at a spider, but only in your 1999 incarnation!
  • get entangled in a royal succession contest/gang war!
  • dolphin!
Anonymous asked:

hey do you write for gotoh ~? he doesn't get nearly enough love šŸ˜” if so, can i request some casual fluff canons for like... a secret date? however it might happen ā¤ļø thank you šŸ’ž

This has been in my inbox for like 2 years—

Anyways, yuh this is my first time writing for Gotoh :)

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Gotoh:

  • He’d be SO happy the entire day leading up to the date. He’d be working with a smile on his face and love in his eyes. It’s kind of creepy to everyone else, actually.
  • Obviously, he’d meet you FAR away from the mountain.
  • Like so far away, he’d be willing to take a train to meet you for the date.
  • He dresses COMPLETELY different, but still hella classy. He’s somehow found a balance between ā€œundercoverā€ and his usual style.
  • Terrified when he returns. He does NOT want Mike to smell you on him.
  • Gotoh would go through great lengths to keep your relationship a secret from the Zoldycks and his coworkers. He works for ASSASSINS. He doesn’t want you to get caught up in anything just by dating him.

IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION

Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.

But why does it matter to me?

Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content

If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!

ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!

Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)

[I feel like I should add I don't want to sound like I'm pressuring anyone... if you don't want to see certain content obviously keep it hidden and protect yourselves BUT this post is mainly targeted at the horny little gremlins I write for who will be suddenly deeply confused when their smut supply is cut off]