Lucy Liu as Lindsey
LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN (2006)
Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector / Steven Grant in MOON KNIGHT (2022) | 1.05: Asylum
the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
you’re unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up, go home, you’re through. how could i make a man out of you?
Humans use it as a way of channeling emotion into expression.
Bard:I seduced the dragon, right?
Dragonborn paladin: Right…
Bard: And you killed it after that, right?
Dragonborn paladin: Right?
Bard: And in doing that, you absorbed it’s soul, yes.
Dragonborn paladin: Uh…
Bard: So that means you’re technically the dragon I seduced
Dragonborn paladin:
Dragonborn paladin: wait no-
Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal
Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
Pattern test for Sew Fresh Quilts. My Darling Catholes (my name for it). I had a lot of fun making this one. Background is origami cats!
The striped one is my favorite 💕
hello we live in a world where someone out there is making patterns for cat butthole quilts and my mother is testing the pattern by actually making the cat butthole quilt. and posting it on tumblr. which I suppose is where this quilt belongs, really.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S2E1
Nichelle Nichols tribute.
Just beautiful.