I just need everyone to know that in a draft I just turned in, I referred to Ea-Nasir as the "Ur-Example of shady businessmen," and I have never been prouder of a pun in my entire life.
I know ppl go wild for king/knight and king/jester relationship dynamics on this website but I do want to pitch: knight/jester. Loyal warrior who's not been known to suffer fools and the fool who wants nothing more than to be suffered by them, working under the same leige. Think about it and get back to me
Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Egwene al’Vere from The Wheel of Time
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
can someone help me become an uxorious poster
I feel more human for taking a shower. Didn't have it in me to shave my legs which means they're currently the hariest legs I've had in some time. But it's winter, so no one was really going to know until I said something.
Kiddo has asked for a walk today but he's still in his 7 day isolation period so I'm getting grizzled at for saying no. Maybe tomorrow if the weather permits.
BRIE LARSON as Carol Danvers in
CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019)
I realized I only know 1 person besides myself that wears a non-smart watch every day. I'm curious how common wearing one in general still is? And if the majority of wearers use smart watches.
Jadzia Dax vs. Samantha "Sam" Carter
Remember: don't vote on "who would win in a fight", but on "who, when given a task that fits her skillset and talents, would do that task better: more comprehensively, faster, with more pizzazz, with less collateral, etc."
Endorsements! "What is she good at?"
Jadzia Dax, Star Trek: science, fighting with bat'leths, flirting, dispensing wise advice (she is hundreds of years old!), being a trans idol ("Curzon, my old friend!" - "It's Jadzia now!" - "Jadzia, my old friend!"), flirting, piloting, music (newly so), flirting, being non-judgemental, calling out bullshit, subverting societal taboos. And flirting.
Samantha "Sam" Carter, Stargate: #but sam blew up a sun#and punched ba'al#and (as i said up there) got between ronon and teal'c sparring#she beat the crap out of a warlord who saw women as property (we know the ep aged like milk but character building)#she built a particle accelerator!#she wouldn't stop until all her team got home#(ok shipper in me is like 'also cause she loved him' but roll with it)#she went up against her universe's version of a terminator and survived thank you tumblr user @tinknevertalks
Okay but like. Imagine that you’ve had a long day. You’ve been captured and tortured by some neo nazi punk bitch and your mission is super compromised and you don’t know where your little robot buddy is or if he’s gonna be okay and in walks this stormtrooper. You’re like “okay this is it he’s either here to imprison or kill me but I’m not going down without a fight” but then he just pulls you aside and takes of his helmet to reveal not only the WORLD’S MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN but also that he’s helping you escape because hes DEFECTING from the FIRST ORDER which you’ve probably never heard of a stormtrooper doing because the whole lifetime of brainwashing thing but despite the literal LIFETIME of brainwashing this one is too KIND and GOOD and BRAVE to be a part of the first orders cruelty. Like how are you NOT supposed to be like “I’m gonna call you Finn and also if you want the last name Dameron that can 100% be arranged.”
And then he shows up again and he’s WEARING YOUR JACKET because he thought you were DEAD and he’s been mourning you this entire goddamn time!
Maybe I got a bit angsty so do y'all ever think about how Jon had to carry his dead baby sis & not grieve for his nephew's sake
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
[id: screenshot of tags by metamelonisle reading "#actually consider this: it eats the food once the timer runs out bc it doesn't wanna eat frozen food either #but if you get it the second before it goes off it can't eat it #thus everytime you want to cook food you have to open it the moment before the timer goes off /end id]
