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damn-funny

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

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ultimagus

BROCONUT

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wasureneba

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

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acitymadeofsong

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

tag yourself I’m big fig

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hvcke

Cutecumber🤗

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reblogged
damn-funny

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

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ultimagus

BROCONUT

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wasureneba

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

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acitymadeofsong

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

tag yourself I’m big fig

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Musical.ly:@xxxraexxx

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jigglypuffsvevo

for each note this post gets i will pat my dog

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

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funnystories

funny story

so I was in like third or fourth grade and I was sitting at the lunch table with this friend of mine just eating my chicken nuggets. at the time I never understood why my mom had always told me not to talk with my mouth full, until I turned to my friend and started to say something about the homework. A chewed up piece of chicken nugget flew out of my mouth and straight into her eye, so for like five minutes she was sitting there screaming while some chewed up food sat literally on her eyeball, she was so traumatized that she had to go home. I was so humiliated I never had the heart to tell the teacher that it was me who made her go into hysterics

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thenamesjocelyn

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

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trappunzelll

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.