Narcissa: How is your gay phase going?
Bellatrix: Better than your marriage.
Hermione: Bella. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life
Bellatrix: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Hermione, smiling sweetly: Livid
Hermione: You haven’t smiled once since we started dating.
Bellatrix: You told me you wanted a serious relationship.
Bellatrix: Hermione and I promised that we’d never go to bed angry with each other.
Andromeda: Oh?
Bellatrix: I haven’t slept in fifteen days.
Hermione: What did you do today?
Bellatrix: I posed nude for Andy’s art class.
Hermione: Oh!
Bellatrix: They didn’t ask me to. I think they were making ceramic bowls.
Hermione: Oh…
Hermione: I love you and all your flaws.
Bellatrix: WHAT FLAWS!?
Draco: You can’t tell anyone about this
Lucius: Don’t worry, I only told Narcissa
Narcissa: I only told Bellatrix
Bellatrix: And I told many, many people
Narcissa: You and I are a little more similar than you might think
Bellatrix: That’s a terrible thing to say
Cissy: so you fancy girls?
Bella: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.
Andy: lesbianism 101
Cissy, turning towards Hermione: you as well?
Hermione: I took the required courses.
Hi. I hope you're doing well! I have no idea if you answer these, but I wanted your opinion since you're a very good and popular bellamione writer. I have this bellamione fic that I really want to write, but I'm scared it's not going to be as good as I want it. I'm also scared it won't get any attention because I want it to do well. Do you have any advice?
Hey, lovely! How’re you? :)
The best advice I can give you is to write for yourself, not for other people. Writing is a hobby for me, I enjoy it. And one mistake I made in the early days when I first started posting was putting pressure on myself to get chapters out on time. After a while I thought, why am I getting so stressed about this? Life is always busy for me, especially just now because I’m swamped with Uni. But when I hand my last exam in at the end of May I’m free until October to get some fic out 😎
Don’t put pressure on yourself. This fandom is full of Bellamione fans who’re thirsty for new content, so I’m sure whatever you have in mind will be very much appreciated. Write because you enjoy it and have fun when you’re doing it, but if you want to hit me up in DM’s for some brainstorming then I’d be totally game for that.
Xox
Waiter: Kids under 12 eat free.
Bellatrix: He’s 11.
Teddy: Actually I’m—
Bellatrix:
Hermione: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Bellatrix: Unrealistic.
Bellatrix: Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
But SIR that's my emotional support unedited 8000+ words of an in-progress fic I can't publish yet because it's not chronological
the take that “enemies to lovers doesn’t have to involve violence!!!” is so boring. knives to the throat or don’t bother
I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use
Semantics really 😂😂
Hermione: Awww, Bella! Look at you, getting romantic with all these candles.
Bellatrix, panicking: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.
I just wanted a visual for this 🤣
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