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unreality best reality

@hushwitch

mar / 23 / she-him / jewish / witch / psychotic

i think thats a big reason why i want things to be solid and official. as of right now i have no right to be so clingy and want all of his time. i am not his girlfriend and he does in fact have a boyfriend. if we were properly officially together i would not feel so fucked by asking for more stuff

lord, grant me the courage to not read the comments, the wisdom to not read the comments, and the molotov cocktail just in case i read the comments anyway

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

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let’s give it up for the pearl slugs!

woo! yeah!

yeahah!! woo! woohoo!

yeah woohoo! woo! yeaah!

woo yeah woohoo

yeah! woo yeahah!

woohoo! yeah! woo!

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idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed

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i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again

many such phrases

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many such phrases

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum