hey. he/him (or any pronouns) trans butch, genderqueer fagdyke, 22. this is where I put horny thoughts, especially about monsters, robots, unhinged women, and fictional men that I blast with my trans + lesbian rayguns. occasionally silly stuff too. my posts can be for any queers who like em
minors, blogs with ageless bios, transphobes / terfs, dni. I block ppl freely
original posts are tagged with #husbandposting
wait which potion did you drink ?? THE RED ONE????? oh god dude that's the big naturals potion !!!! one SIP and you'll be the MAYOR of BAZONKERS CITY, how much did you drink ???? THE WHOLE THING??? hey don't ask me why I had a big naturals potion. don't change the subject
when they tilt your chin or grab your jaw or cup your face or tuck your hair behind your ear or wipe your lip with their thumb or adjust your glasses .... <3<3<3<3 !!!!!
werewolf gf who howls and whose eyes pop out of her head and who drools a river you have to row in a little boat through to avoid being swept away in when she sees you in a new outfit
optimus with his face sheild on 😳😳😳😳❤️😵😩❤️❤️😍🥵🥺❤️🥵🥵🥵 rb if you agree
them: [quietly, to a friend] are they ok? they've been really quiet today and they've been sitting there staring like that for like half an hour
me: [trembling, whispering through gritted teeth] t4t cowboy sex.... [pencil I'm holding explodes in my grip] butch4butch cowboy sex.... !!!!!!!
the most unrealistic part of hellboy is that there weren't hoardes of people trying to fuck him constantly. liz is the only sane person in the hellboy universe. like jesus christ girl congratulations on your giant red demon boytoy are you guys into threesomes or what
two dates to the prom trope but with a superhero who has one villain coming to a place to fight and another coming to the same place to fuck
sigh. being a superhero is soooo tiring because you're always running around the city and getting tossed around in combat and being tortured by villains and bending over backwards to keep you identity secret and work your cover job and THEN after all that you still gotta make time to have rough growlly bared-teeth playful-but-intense-insult sex with your arch enemy and you can't even sleep in the same bed afterwards because of your complicated feelings for each other 😪 when's a guy supposed to catch a break
can't come out tonight. homebound with bratty prince x gruff knight brainrot. yeah it's incurable
hey. don't cry. he/him butch strap <3
vampire ladies please interact, I'll give you all the head and neck you could ever want <3
When women in horror wield chainsaws. That’s strap imagery.
women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
raymond reddington is #1 on the fbi's most wanted list? like ok damn we ALL want to fuck him, you're not special. calm down and get in line
not to be that guy. but when someone is on the ground restrained and reaching for something / crawling while injured and bloody / desperately clutching for dear life at the edge of something they're hanging off of and they grab the villain's boot / the villain steps lightly on their hand? hot
if you have metal fillings do you think that heisenberg could move your jaw/head around? 😳👁👁
heisenberg biting and scratching. teasing you by smiling extra wide to show off his canines and tongue at them while staring at you. would playfully bite and hold your fingers in between his teeth with just enough pressure to remind you he could snap clean through the bone with one flex of his jaw if he wanted to. gliding his teeth along your shoulder. biting down suddenly in the middle of a hickey. leaving bitemarks on your neck, mumbling about how you're his and he's going to make sure everyone knows it. digging his nails into your thighs and hips while he's eating you out / sucking your dick. clawing down your chest and back while fucking you. going insane with desire if you do the same when you're taking the lead / when you get the opportunity ("fuck, sweetheart--do that again. don't hold back, you won't hurt me. use those claws. mark me up.") him kissing all his marks afterwards, cleaning and dressing any minor wounds, and pausing every so often for days afterward to admire the visible parts of his work (or yours on him in the mirror) <3
ok but um. karl heisenberg making you pretty industrial style jewellery, bracelets and necklaces and a fun little choker, and then playing with them idly when he's bored to tease you, playing innocent when you shoot him an annoyed or flustered glance but being unable to hide a smirk when he says "something the matter, sweetheart?" and gradually seeing how much he can get away with, subtly puppeting your hands, using the necklace to reel you towards him, linking your wrists together or pinning them up above your head, tightening the choker ever so slightly, not touching you or letting you touch him until you're so worked up you're begging for him...
