you have to be very careful lately. because all my favorite girlies are still into the magnus archives. but all the same girlies are Very Excited about the mcr tour. so you never know which gerard they're talking about. did gerard way kill someone?? did gerard keay come out as nonbinary in an episode and i somehow forgot?? this requires more critical thinking skills than the rest of tumblr combined.

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture

Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.

Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"

POV: You are a human being not currently in Brazil

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

One teaspoon salt

ARG IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK I REPEAT THE ARG IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK-

My only notes on the video so far is this frame

SHE HAS GOGGLES

LOOK AT RIBBON AND REX

Okay that's all

SHE HAS GOGGLES

Radom

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happy pride

I started listing to The Mechs today....

I feel like this will lead to a obsession

YES IT WILL

I think it has begone

Join me in the mental illness

I started listing to The Mechs today....

I feel like this will lead to a obsession

YES IT WILL

I have died and am dead.

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

Yeah I would have guessed this was on some ancient pottery or something

mutuals how fucking tall are you

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

Cowabanger of a post

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?