Me going to the University every morning

hmmm

im really about to act up.

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

“Shut went the door, and turned off all the lights”

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

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Jake Peralta: Ultra Serious Detective™

when ur parents go out food shopping

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

me listening to modern pop music: arrr……. no good….

me listening to 1700s sea shanties: 

shiver me timbres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new boot goofin

this is…………..performance art

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018