town crier

Hear ye, hear ye! A message from Lord Johnson to his most loyal subjects! But first… a brief message from his loyal sponsor, ye olde Blue Apron.

Hast ye heard of Audible?

Behold thou the Casper Rushsack!

@copperbadge IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR NEW KITTEN CHILDREN :D

THIS WAS ADORABLE. 

I love him

I HAVE SOME questions

So many stick

What a good boy!

surprise ending

THE TWIST

Portal 3 looks amazing. 

*quiet screaming* 

Holographic Lisa Frank Major Arcana Tarot Cards 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@pinkkufaia ASH LOOOOKKK

@copperbadge Did you see this already?

I saw the mockup but omg they GLITTER IRL

I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher.

@copperbadge SAMSAMSAM ORIGAMI PUNS!

Too good for me. I fold! 

“Excuse me, I’m in the middle of something here.”

Video via Kirill Nasvaev

@scifigrl47 @copperbadge

“NOT NOW, Stabby!”

What do you call really cheap, bad pasta

penne dreadful

@copperbadge

Written by Al Dente, no doubt. 

I love a good puzzle game, and this is a really fun one, with a conceit that switches halfway through. It’s not super complicated and there are no time limits; it’s just a soothing figure-out-the-puzzle game with fun animation that’s mostly easy on the eyes. 

Maybe this is @copperbadge ‘s cryptid Kelp Kevin.

It’s too sleek! But I would still high-five one. 

A Helpful Review

@scifigrl47 @copperbadge

The science of robot vacuums is very important! 

Because I feel we need a Bucky with his goats right now.

@copperbadge Steve and Totes McGoats?

You can’t see it, but just outside of frame Goaty McGoatface is eating his shoes. 

I now pronounce you man and wolfman

@copperbadge

“I promise to love, honor, and go play fetch….”

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

I’m seriously crying with laughter here. Now I’m going to see if I can do something similar with other videos of marching in step…

Is that fucking Gumby

Someone do this for a marching band.

Knit This Medusa Headpiece and Easily Turn Enemies To Stone - FREE PATTERN https://wp.me/pjlln-XR 🐍

I am literally incapable of knitting – many have tried to teach me – but every so often I see a hat like this and even though I ALREADY OWN TOO MANY HATS I go “Oh. Maybe I should try again.” 

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

@voidbat

@copperbadge

Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana

JAZZ HANDS

Hanging with friends!

@copperbadge Thought of you!

Squad goals! 

Japanese retailer Felissimo has created a way to make our cats appear every bit as sweet as we know they are: by creating a cozy cat bed that looks like a plush fruit tart.

And they aren’t just for kitties. These plush pastries are the perfect size for small doggos as well.

The Fruit Tart Cat Bed is currently available via Felissimo or Japan Trend Shop.

[via Technabob]

This cat looks very like Goodman (low-fat vanilla), though Bubble would have done an excellent impression of a scoop of orange ripple.

Hey @copperbadge , the perfect thing for a new cat owner foodie!

LOL I can already see their reaction to those tiny plushes. “WHAT ARE THIS? NO!” 

They refuse to sleep in open beds. Their new favorite option is between the pop-out cushion and the top cushion of the ikea sofa. 

i was trying to find the ancient greek work for pumpkin because Halloween and instead i found this gem

Oh man it gets even better. It’s a pun that works in English too. 

One time I was explaining the ancient Romans to R (this took some doing) because he saw me reading The Twelve Caesars, and I had to explain this word to him, because it’s the title of (as mentioned above) a work by Seneca, the biography of Claudius. 

When a Roman emperor died, they experienced “apotheosis” – becoming a god. When Claudius died, the joke Seneca made was that he was such a buffoon he experienced apocolocyntosis.

Not becoming a god, but becoming a gourd.

R laughed so hard when I explained this that he almost crashed the car, and for WEEKS afterward I would know when he was sharing the joke because he’d text me to remind him of how to spell apocolocyntosis. 

I have a sudden urge to change my url to screaming-towards-apocolocyntosis 

I wasn’t going to ever say this but literally every time I see your URL I think of apocolocyntosis.