by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON “Kraven The Hunter” | 2023, dir. J. C. Chandor
DISNEY CHANNEL CHALLENGE ↪ [7/12] DCOMS
The Cheetah Girls (2003) dir. Oz Scott The Cheetah Girls 2 (2006) dir. Kenny Ortega
freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend
That sentence started and ended in very different places
CAMP ROCK (2008) dir. Matthew Diamond Premiered on Disney Channel June 20th, 2008
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat
He would not fucking say that
Not in public but trust me I've known him since I was practically a child
OP: "So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real."
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”
how does this post keep getting better
Me playing a stupid game: oh mannnnnn I can’t wait to see what the prizes are like. I bet they’re great
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out "what the fuck? 15?" with my windows down and I heard him laugh.