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I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul

@hurricanehellion

she/her. im alive, what are you?

FUCKING HELL HOW DID I?!

HOW DID I MAKE THESE BEAUTIFUL HANDS?!

BOI WOT

Legends say that after u reblog this image you are given the power to hand

PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE

P l eas e

Power of hand

((HOLY SHIZ????????)) -BlueML

O h

B R U H

Bro

I believe it 

Brruuuuhhh please!

I need to be able to hand

I want to hand

I’m not taking any chances 

HELP ME HAND

PLEASE!!

PLEASE!!!

HELP ME HAND

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IT WORKS!

I doubt this

I hope it works…

For the future

OH PLEASE!

I don’t doubt this

Please work

✨ i wish this upon any artists who sees this ✨

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I need this, can’t fucking draw hands.

give me H A N D S

*Prays to this post*

Give me the energy to draw hands

Oh god please do

I can almost hear all the artists screaming in desperation

LET ME H A N D

I L L T R Y

GIVE ME THE POWER TO HAND OP

hand!!!

okay, controversial batman opinion time! it ruins the character for him to be a billionaire, and he’s only a billionaire because too many people think ‘billionaire’ just means ‘millionaire but cooler’. bruce wayne should just be a millionaire. 

a millionaire has enough money to buy a batcave, a fancy batmobile, a supercomputer, a bunch of esoteric custom-made tools and toys, a couple companies that make enough money to fund a playboy lifestyle and a bunch of high-tech vigilante superheroes. millionaires today, even with inflation, can commission the creation of pretty much any physical item short of their own spaceship, and some of them can even do that. 

a billionaire has enough money to own entire cities and write their own laws and do whatever the fuck they want basically all the time, anywhere. look at disney, tesla, amazon, nestle, walmart. these guys are playing on an almost inconceivable global scale and they are not your friend. these are lex luthor motherfuckers. 

the question keeps being asked, ‘if bruce wayne is so rich, it’s ridiculous that he’s using all that money to run around in a bat costume punching mentally ill people’, and that’s correct if he’s got money on a billionaire’s scale. it’s absurdly irresponsible to have the kind of power that could change how a nation operates, much less local government, and just play night time punch guy with it. batman is the bad guy there. 

but say batman’s ‘just’ a millionaire. he’s the heir of a couple old money families, he’s got a mansion and some land and a private jet, he’s in with the elite of gotham, he can put some pressure on the mayor and the city council and the police– but he’s still on a level with half a dozen other families who have their own millions to throw around, their own ambitions. he can’t actually fix gotham just by throwing money at it, because he will run out of money before all the other rich guys do. 

in this situation, batman does make sense for bruce wayne to invent: a secret guy no one can pin on wayne industries, who can run around taking on organized crime and supervillains at the same time, who isn’t beholden to the social or legal conventions that the superwealthy also flout to play their fucked up games with each other. batman can actually do what a single millionaire can’t. 

batman gets written by batman fanboys to be a power fantasy, but with great power comes great responsibility, etc. at a certain level of wealth his power far outstrips his purpose, and being batman is actually irresponsible for bruce wayne. a hero’s limitations make for better stories. stop writing batman as a billionaire, already. 

so are we not talking about thomas confirming the orange side theory???

cuz like

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

fingers crossed

let’s fucking go

might as well try, right?

Every Junior superhero team @ the JLA: Look, you guys work as heroes, but you suck At just being friends.

The Justice League, In which each member has at least 1 other member of the team blocked on their phone: *offended gasp*

where’s that four paragraph post that says batman can’t possibly choose which kid is his favorite. you’re wrong it’s cassandra cain next question

“dick grayson is his favorite son” you mispelled “my emotional support eldest son i keep putting the pressure of my idealized life on and won’t allow to go his own way because i can’t handle things not being related to my trauma in any way” get outta here

xmas cards being addressed to like

  • Me But the Good Version
  • The Kid I Let Down So Now I’m Going to Keep Letting Down
  • Actual Batman
  • Feral Weasel I Spawned
  • 💖💖Cassandra Cain-Wayne💖💖

Six of Crows as things this guy named Dylan from my tech class has said

Kaz: I will die you to death. And if that doesn't work then I guess this conveniently placed gun will have to do.
Inej: The only thing that's stopping me from becoming Spiderman is my unfortunate lack of sticky juice.
Jesper: I identify as a shordy... Do you?
Wylan: I can't tell if I'm gay or if guys are just really sexy.
Nina: Yo Kyle, do you ever just go home and rub peanut butter on your neck? (Matthias: Can't say I have)
Matthias: What's it like to be stupid AND ugly?
Kuwei: Just as a heads up, whenever I'm corrected I cry about it at night.
Anonymous asked:

me, born in 2007: :) I've never seen a flip phone that I can remember. Also don't remember any "bush" as president

Oh no oh no oh no

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Remember when they had those like… slide phones? With the keyboard on the inside?

These?

Dude that WAS my first phone what

Wow I remember wanting one and being so jealous of people who had them

Mine wasn’t even a new flip phone it was a hand-me-down

Then I lost it for weeks and found it outside completely broken from the rain and stuff

One time someone in my family left a tablet outside for a few weeks and it snowed and rained but it was fine… technology is wild

Mine was absolutely fuckin TRASHED and I didn’t get another phone until years later

Technology is either as fragile as a baby bird or has the armor of the gods there’s no in between

I currently have a phone that I am terrified to drop even though it has a really good case. I wish all phones were like a brick.