OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

so proud 💙 (x)

I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

On this note, wouldn’t that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his mother’s voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well… The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.

I literally never thought about that.

omg…

HOLY

Oh FUCKING HELL, you just made me realize that it wasn’t Harry’s memory that was his father telling Lily to take Harry and run, and it wasn’t Harry’s memory of Lily screaming.

Here I was, just eating a cup of applesauce under the 14-year-long assumption that the reason a small infant was able to remember something was because this was a fictional world of magic, but no, now this entirely reasonable and somewhat less terrifying bubble has burst and I’m never going to recapture that innocence. 

I’m going to fucking bed.

who else is ready for the most brutal slaughter in cinema history?

star wars doesnt stand a fucking chance

Some things I’d like to read in the Trials of Apollo

1. Percy in the background. I mean, come on - that boy has had enough trouble for a lifetime. Let’s just get to watch him training the younger kids like Luke once did and recovering from Tartarus with Annabeth IN PEACE.

2. RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE. Come on, you simply cannot have a series on Apollo without including the Oracle of Delphi! Also, I miss her. A lot.

2. LEO. What happens? Does he finally come back? Is Caleo an official thing? Because I used to ship them a lot, but now I think it could be played out much better if things went slowly. You know, after Calypso really gets out into the world like she deserves.

3. Will, Lou Ellen, Cecil, and Nico. Something tells me that Rick didn’t focus on them as a team at the end of BoO for nothing….

4. A subtle reference to Jason improving Camp Half Blood/Camp Jupiter relations and being the all-out mom that he is.

5. NEW ATHENS. ANNABETH’S BIGGEST PROJECT EVER (and her considering it her best work. Better than Olympus itself)

6. GROVER UNDERWOOD, MY DARLING SATYR SON. Anything about him - as long as it’s substantial - will be fine!

7. Apollo bonding with the campers despite himself. Him realizing that being a demigod is terrifying and hard. HIM BONDING WITH HIS CHILDREN OMG.

8. Clarisse and Piper meeting. I dunno, something tells me that Clarisse would see a lot of Silena in her, so they’d probably get along pretty well.

9. THE STOLL BROTHERS STEALING FROM APOLLO BEFORE THEY REALISE WHO HE IS. EVEN AFTER THEY DO, THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE HEY, HE PROBABLY WON’T BECOME A GOD AGAIN IN THEIR LIFETIME.

10. The Hunters of Artemis coming to check things out and Thalia meeting Apollo in this new form. I dunno, it seems pretty symmetric of the story line for Thalia to meet him as an immortally powerful being while he’s a confused teenager.

I’ll add on to this when I think up more things.

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

This commercial is older than me, and I’m betting it’s older than most of this site. Goddamn.

Wait…this commercial is OLDER than you? What? Am I old?

Headcanon that Remus gathered every single good memory of the marauders and Lily before his death and left them for Harry so he had something else than just what he had seen from Snape

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

[[POLICE SIRENS]] 

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

this scene changed my life

I saw the end of the world.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

a list of things that everyone should consider

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!’

What should we do next? Something good, something bad? Bit of both?

marvel cinematic universe - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

reblog if you’re on team “I acknowledge that Draco Malfoy is a highly flawed individual and in no way condone the shit he’s done, but I strongly believe he was deserving of a redemption arc and it hurts my soul that JKR chose not to explore that”

*raises hand*