as a user of reddit, it's interesting to see how ads are treated here. i liked an ad bc i thought it was a post, then i realised it was an ad and thought "oh shit i need to downvote this" then i remembered this is tumblr. the ads here are either tumblr advertising to itself or random ass ads that are such nonsense that they seem like posts. i love it. i will continue to like all ads on here
Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.
She is now stuck on a road trip to the coast with a 6’6 woman who has tried to kill and devour a moose.
Next summer, Gwendoline Christie stars in You Orca Know Better
the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold
Im going to miss the way i used to eat gently and trustingly from the waitstaffs cupped hands.
Anonymous asked:
Solution: don’t leave dangerous wires out in front of toddlers😉 babies don’t understand what’s dangerous. But they only see what’s in front of them, and especially if you draw attention to it. Don’t tell them not to eat laundry detergent either, put it away so they can’t reach it. It’s not adults job to reason with them like another adult, it’s our job to actually make sure they don’t get mortally wounded.😊
This is a response to a post I made about how Tumblr users - like toddlers - will miss the point of what you were trying to say by getting caught up in the sematics of how you worded it.
Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!
My dog not 5 minutes later:
mud dragon
That horse is having a great time.
over the garden wall really just aired its 10 episodes once in 2014 leaving a whole generation with irreversible damage and then fucked off never to be seen again
halloween is so cool its a shame they made it up for over the garden wall
the Best and Enoch being the best neighbors out there and some doodles of Greg
