~ Stoned 24/7 ~

sometimes I wonder if I'm depressed

like oh shit. I have no energy

and I'm like oh yeah I haven't eaten anything in 20 hours except for like three Oreos

don't be like me, be better

hold on.

just remembered.

I also had a peanut (1)

i actually say "omg hiiiiiii" irl btw

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ty the great for giving me the political marriage to enemies to lovers to enemies to friends to enemies to lovers to enemies to friends with benefits to lovers to enemies to lovers content that i crave

Daenerys Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire) and Catherine the Great (Hulu’s The Great) + parallels

this user is violently female

a gnc woman who still calls herself a woman will always be 100 times more progressive than a woman who claims shes not due to her noncomformity to gender

Stoner fems are smarter than every moid philosopher rb if you agree

You are not trapped in your body. You feel trapped by how others perceive it.

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The sword fighting scene in POTC 2 on the watermill is definitely one of the best sword fighting scenes in film history

Then: A Madman With A Box

Now: A Madman With A Dragon

This wikiHow page on how to know if your kid is trans is disgusting. Me and millions of gay kids would have been transed if our parents believed in this shit. These are MADE UP NORMS. Clothes, names, whatever. They are made up by society. Stop teaching kids to hate their bodies because they're gender non-conforming. This is the shit that happens in a society where the only gnc representation is trans and non-binary. Give me one recent butch character in prominent media that wears men's clothes, doesn't shave, has short hair, and doesn't get transed by the last season. Give me one male character that wears dresses and doesn't hate his body.

Just finished watching shadow and bone, never thought I’d see chekhovs goat

Serena when she gets treated like a woman in the system she helped create

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

i-

….thank you tumblr??

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

genuinely thought this was a shitpost posted by someone who never took five minutes of sex ed. literally what the fuck lol

what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

this is one of the bravest things JK Rowling has ever done. She is going to receive an unimaginable wave of hate and vitriol over the coming days, all for saying something the majority of the world wouldn't blink an eye at.