i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

that's fucked up bro

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can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

Promotional screenshots for a feature on Nintendo of America's official site for amiibo functionality in Style Savvy: Fashion Forward, showcasing Mario, Peach, Rosalina and Yoshi outfits.

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hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

Yeah.

Don’t Like That

then what

oh

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

This website truly is bizarre

Welcome new Tumblr users.

Drew this at work just cause I thought it was cool.

The three most prettiest girls you will EVER meet

her too. thank you

um… mrs tiggy winkle is one of our greatest statesmen and warriors

I think about this cake every day

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

Is there like a service that delivers bagels. I'm feeling some kinda way

I have to get at least 15 euros' worth for delivery?? I can't eat 15 euros of bagels

Okay so I can get two bagels, two cheese sticks, a slice of pizza, a drink, and some kinda cheese onion bread thing.........

I think if my dad sees this he's gonna be very judgy

Still recovering from surgery. Doctor says I should move as little as possible

That might actually work

It worked

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my god .... hi everyone, i’m glad you think i’m funny. did you know i post art

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if this reaches 100k notes i will officially have to blow myself up

hi everyone! i want jazz to die