Into the Wild (2007)

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

If his name isn’t Chug I’m going to be heavily disappointed 

Lost in the sauce

her name is fuck cops

and she’s gay

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

is this hamilton

i’m coining a new literary criticism called feralism and it’s when you wildly misread the text as a glamorization of hedonism like how we as a society read the great gatsby and now want to throw banging 20s themed gatsby parties or read the secret history and want to hold a bacchanal. it recognizes literature as a vessel for the repressed human need to just lose your fucking mind.

Look at the text through a crackhead lens

currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance. maybe even a menace or rascal idk i haven’t made up my mind yet

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested. 

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities. 

reblog to make a libertarian mad

social darwinism is a concept exclusively employed by people who are both evil and pseudointellectual, 100% of the time, & is basically always code for upholding white supremacy and patriarchy

there may be a day that i don’t reblog this post, but it’s not today

“survival of the fittest” is misused so much too, like it was never meant to mean “the individuals who are most muscular/healthy survive”, it’s about how whole SPECIES that adapt to their ENVIRONMENT (for instance, the way we adapted by creating medical tech and social systems) tend to thrive. it was never meant to be taken as a fucking mandate, esp not to be some hyperindividualist asshole, and people who use it like that literally understand nothing about what they’re saying.

i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

Your weekly cup of tea…….

Go ahead and have a fucking sip babes……..

Adrien: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

Felix: if she BREATHES, SHE IS A THOOOOT

You know what, developing boys shouldn’t be seeing this either. I’ve seen plenty of grown men who barely know what real (ie not photoshopped) women look like, especially in swim suits. Which leads to girls getting teased about their body by their peers from a young age.

See also: tabloids cycling between concern trolling about a celebrity gaining weight and about the same celebrity having an eating disorder.

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

due to not wanting to. I will not be