oh nos the horrors :(
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.
For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it
I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why
theyre inventing a new water bottle that never has enough water for how thirsty you are in the middle of the night. and theyre calling it the water bottle you alreaty own
experiencing the hunger games renaissance through twitter for the first time is so beautiful
the goblins i was paying to throw rocks at the birds in my garden have fucking unionized
Imagine being Friend Bear and the embodiment of friendship in Care-a-Lot and some fuck named “Best” Friend Bear suddenly comes into town
i would turn into fucking Enemy Bear
Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
Idk if I did it right
sorry!
it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.
im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer
i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate
Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post
You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.
all in a days work! *passes out*
My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving
oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!
Fire
dude my house
What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.
This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap
Me: *types in address into google maps*
Google maps:
crying
user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx
u forgot the best part
This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it
God, that explains this:
I love how "ok so" has become shorthand for "get comfy this gonna take a while"


















