Humorsmith

he really is good at everything…

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

winning an argument online

when you see a big spider on your desk 

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

so cute

the age old tale

oh my god…

this so funny to me

They are too grown lol

Lmfao

😂😂😂. Hilarious

Kids be so grown nowadays lol

“I’ll take the bracelet but I won’t take you” lmao I could learn something from baby girl

#she needs an oscar for this scene alone

#the sheer OUTRAGE

If you intend to be my lover, I hope you know that I will expect you to learn the FULL TaekookHandshake™ with me and be okay with doing it in the randomest places ever.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

And I oop

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

thats scary i hope theyre okay in there

if my dad has taught me anything is to never end up with someone like him

by Owlturd

@desperate-andy @simpleribbonsofeuphoria this should be 2014, 2015 and 2016 for us