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Take me home country road

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Ace| 21| she/her| this is my blog for anything and everything| I apologise in advance
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girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

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Season 3 ending where they kiss n’ make up and the Bentley gets yellow accents

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

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do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

If I was Neil Gaiman I'd post "i just wanna get dicked down again" and delete my account

The feeling I got when I woke up in the middle of the night and saw my own post (that I completely forgot I made) on someone else's blog with one hundred notes can only be compared to how I believe Alice Palmer felt when she saw the image of her own corpse in Lake Mungo