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Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole
fucking amazing content
“the most animal” is like a nonsense meme phrase but this is really the most animal. It’s a round spot in the world with the face and legs a baby could draw. If you couldn’t remember what an animal was your brain would conjure this vision as the blurry recollection.
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡
Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’
two most German modes of being
being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years
this isn’t a new or hot take or anything but the current trend of people just recording strangers in public is so fucking annoying and low key terrifying. the fact that someone can decide that i’m moving weird at the grocery store and record a video of me and get it reposted by barstool sports or whatever on tiktok makes me want to maul someone
Especially if you're, say, neurodivergent. Or fat. Or otherwise disabled. The way we are judged for our bodies has magnified immensely because of that fucking app. It's pure evil.
Yo I'm a fat person, right? And a while back I slipped on some dried leaves and fell. I slammed my shin onto a curb hard enough that I bruised my shin bone and was bleeding a lot. It was a big enough injury it literally took days for it to properly scab over.
Wanna know what my first thought was when I fell? "I hope no one recorded that on their phone to post online making fun of the fat lady falling down." I'm really mad that that was my first thought.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
“Flames will be fed to my dog!”
truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on
this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??
Quick someone reply with the gif™️
sarah winchester when she sees the ghoul bois pull up for the THIRD time
i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?
hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him
It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see
I’m not going to explain myself
this image feels appropriate to put here
He was about to show the reason why people called him howl
happy 1st birthday Howl Pegging Comic ❤️
when i die i'll wake up in a point and click escape the room game from 2007 and when i escape the room i'll wake up in regular hell, and when i solve hell's puzzles i'll wake up in my bed and spend 2 hours on my phone reading about the symptoms of mold poisoning even though i know that's not what that was
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
