“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

there won’t even be any ice cream

why does no one feel threatened or primally discomfited by this? what’s going on with you people

Whenever I tell people that I’m Brazilian, it saddens me how they don’t know anything about Brazil. Because this place is just pure fuckassery and it’s basically an alternate dimension.

Brazilians can solve any problem.

Don’t have a car, but still wanna go somewhere?

We already made you a vehicle out of a beer crate.

What if you need to move a large piece of furniture and only own a motorcycle?

We got you covered.

Do you need to water your garden, but want to save up on sprinklers?

A Brazilian has already engineered the solution.

In the rare occasion that you don’t have any modern vehicles and only own 18th century material, we can figure it out as well.

But what about taking your groceries home when you don’t own a car?

We know what to do.

Brazilians are the only people who have fully unlocked creative mode

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

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THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

“Onward, my steed! To valor!”

“I swear to gosh, Frank, get the fuck off me.”

Save space. Stack your corvids. 

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Hey everyone, I really hate to ask for help but, well, I started this semester off with the wrong foot - I’ve been unable to pay my tuition fees and the debt just keeps growing everyday, and mixed with my personal expenses and a weekly fee I need to pay for my thesis, I don’t seem to be able to get the money for my second to last semester tuition. I don’t have a job right now, which is why I need a new source of income.

I don’t want to ask for help without giving something in return, though, which is why I’m taking emergency commissions.

I need to pay off my college debt as soon as possible, so I can be done with it and move onto all my other debts. Right now, I owe about 345 USD to my college, which I need to pay in less than a month. It might seem difficult, but I think I can achieve my goal with the help of anyone who’s willing to give me a hand.

If anyone would be interested in commissioning me, you can send me an email to dvalencia195@gmail.com with the following information:

Reference pictures, type of commission, type of background (it can be a solid color, transparent or low detailed BG like a field or skies) and a deadline if you’re in a hurry.

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Bicep bracelets and Baku being a mood

God I love this rage gremlin.

Someone send help, I’ve started cleaning up the lineart o3o

sorry the fuck did you just call Lord Explosion Murder you absolute shitfucking weasel

Saw @hiberrybottle ’s cat kirishima and I. … wanted to draw him floof… Threw in some kiribaku too for extra floof

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We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡

Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin

@lokidietyofvape

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

This is the parent I want to be omg

I went to a nun school. 

The nuns there were like, so rad. 

It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there. 

There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy. 

So what happened? 

The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day. 

Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.” 

So I was at my desk during class looking like this: 

Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.

“you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.”

What a mood.

Jesus said if guys hands were causing them sin-problems, they should cut them off.  Face-punching seems like a good pre-amputation steps, to prevent it getting that far.

those seem like Our kind of nuns.

Hey y’all I’m trying to get a new computer for streaming. Any help you can provide would be appreciated, even if it’s just sharing. This is rather urgent, as I’m unemployed and streaming is my only source of income right now.

Thank you!

What “Ghetto” Names Really Mean

“Tinashe” -  Means “God is with us” in Shona ( An African language spoken by nearly 80 percent of people in Zimbabwe.)

“Lakeisha” - A Swahili name meaning “favorite one.”

“Ashanti” -  Name of a powerful African empire in West Africa.

“Tanisha” - Hausa of West Africa name meaning “born on Monday.”

“Zola” - Means “quiet, tranquil” in Zulu.    

“Amandla” -  Zulu and Xhosa word meaning “power”. The word was a popular rallying cry in the days of resistance against Apartheid.

“Zendaya” - Means “ To Give Thanks” in Shona

“Latonia” -  A Latin name. Latonia was the mother of Diana in Roman mythology.

“Lulu” - Swahili and Muslim name meaning “pearl” or “precious.”

“Ciara” -  Means “dark-haired” in Irish Gaelic

“Lateefah” - A North African name meaning “gentle and pleasant.”

“Mercedes” - Means “Gracious gifts/Benefits) in Spanish

“Kaya” -  Ghanaian name meaning “stay and don’t go back.”

“Amara” -  The Swahili word amara, meaning “urgent business.” Also the Hindu name meaning “immortal.”

“Shanika” - African Bantu name, meaning “young one from the wilderness.

“Zuri” - Means “beautiful” in Swahili.

“Onika” - Word of African origin meaning “warrior.”

JUST BECAUSE A NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT DOES NOT MEAN IT’S “RATCHET” OR “GHETTO” THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL MEANINGS.

DON’T BE IGNORANT, LEARN.

Reblog every time it hits the dash.

This

They try to make us believe that our legitimate culture and heritage is made up or fake…

Let people express their culture in peace!

Sero is moronsexual

Saw a post that radiated KamiSero energy so I had to redraw it. 

Please reblog if you can! <3 

Make your own Magical Girl/Boy Attack ✨💫🎀

Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁

First Letter of your name

A - Ethereal

B - Miracle

C - Sparkling

D - Celestial

E - Beautiful

F - Magical

G - Shining

H - Dramatic

I - Twinkling

J - Royal

K - Elegant

L - Imperial

M - Lovely

N - Angelic

O - Resplendent

P - Dancing

Q - Evanescent

R - Wondrous

S - Heavenly

T - Divine

U - Iridescent

V - Dreaming

X - Glorious

Y - Alluring

Z - Ephemeral

Birthdate

1 - Diamond

2 - Blood

3 - Love

4 - Starlight

5 - Lunar

6 - Rose

7 - Heart

8 - Aqua

9 - Cosmic

10 - Midnight

11 - Twilight

12 - Rainbow

13 - Lightning

14 - Venom

15 - Butterfly

16 - Flame

17 - Dragon

18 - Fairy

19 - Ice

20 - Galaxy

21 - Velvet

22 - Snow

23 - Spirit

24 - Rebel

25 - Soul

26 - Serpent

27 - Tiara

28 - Blossom

29 - Crystal

30 - Nightmare

31 - Layer

Birth month

January - Flash

February - Kiss

March - Burst

April - Beam

May - Convergence

June - Storm

July - Blaze

August - Fist

September - Shower

October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)

November - Shot

December - Embrace

Elegant Rose Storm

Celestial Lunar Beam :DD

Imperial Aqua Fist!! owo!

Shining Heart Convergence.... sounds like something out of My Little Pony. 

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

is this how rich white americans name their kids?

Alfred

Lmaoooo that’s definitely a white rich fuck’s name

Kapaja

Mamomi

Elrari

Chmest

Lolaco

Gararo or Garaed 

(I didn’t know my dad’s real name until I was 11, so he’ll always be associated with his middle name in my mind)