boys b like “yeah her expectations are too high she wants a guy that will genuinely love her and treat her right and respect her wtf that’s just too much”
Honestly I feel like other guys don't even deserve to be loved by another girl if they're just going to break their heart.
The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”
dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces
ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius
I'm an Aries. It actually really describes me.
No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…
*velma voice* kinkies!!
how do you delete a post
My life in these two posts
I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on
Literally crying
this is my favorite post on this website
me: I’m a non-binary girl.
friend: okay but you still have a man’s body
me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender
friend: i’ll get the shovels
I had to read this a couple times.
Enjoy life while it is...
Play for the name on the front and be remembered for the name on the back.
