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RFA + Saeran with and MC who is crying because they’re terrified of ants and just found some in their bedroom and it’s late and now they can’t sleep in their bed. They’re too afraid to sleep anyways because they are literally TERRIFIED.

Oh my god!! This one was so fun to write! I laughed out loud a couple times… thanks for the request anon❤️ I hope you like it!

Yoosung:

He’s terrified too…
Trying to appear brave, he gets bug spray and tries to get the sheets off the bed.
You hear shreaking coming from the bedroom the entire time he’s in there.
He comes running out of the room flailing his limbs as if he’s covered in bugs.
“Hey… we should sleep on the couch tonight… you know… because you’re so scared MC…”
You have no objections and spend the night curled up on the couch on the look out for any ants.
Leaving the lights on the whole night.
The next day pest control comes by and gets rid of the ants.
Both of you are still nervous about sleeping in that bed.

Zen:

The moment you pull back the sheet and see the ants you shreak and jump on Zen to avoid the floor.
He had no idea your fear was this strong.
Laughing a bit he gets a better grip of you and carries you over to the couch.
He thinks it’s cute and kisses you on the forehead
You’re visibly shaking, stuttering nonsense about not being able to sleep in that room anymore.
He promises to take care of things.
To distract yourself you watch a recording of his latest show.
He emerges hours later and announces its safe….
The room is spotless.
But you still check top to bottom for any ants.
You can’t find any.
But you’re still terrified and can’t sleep in that room.
You’ve been traumatized
He’s understanding and chuckles the entire time time he’s setting up the couch for the night.
He really would do anything for you to be happy.

Jaehee:

At first she tells you, you’re overreacting.
You continue freaking out until she figures out you’re not playing things up or joking.
You want to go to a hotel until the apartment is fumigated.
Again she tells you you’re overreacting.
Insisting she’ll take care of things in the morning she wants you both to sleep in the guest bedroom.
You agree but begin sobbing uncontrollably at the thought of having to stay the night in the same house as ants.
She feels guilty and a couple hours later she hands you a packed overnight bag.
You both head to a hotel she booked.
You’re relieved
She’s so good to you. It’s clear she really cares about you.

707:

He’s the first one to notice the ants.
When he comes out to tell you, he has a look of excitement on his face.
“You better not try anything Saeyoung!!!”
You fall out of your seat when you start yelling as he approaches you.
He puts up his hands to show he’s not hiding anything, explaining that he would never torture with that.
He knows very well how terrified you are of ants.
Instead, he runs to the closet and emerges dressed in his maid outfit with an added gas mask and rubber gloves.
He then runs into the bedroom armed with a belt of bug spray.
When did he have the time to put that all together???
After you hear a loud bang he exits the room.
There’s smoking coming from the door behind him…
He tries telling you it’s safe now but you still want a professional to check it out.
You spend the night in a blanket fort the two of you made in the living room.

Jumin:

PANIC!!!
You start losing it the moment you spot an ant in you’re clothing!
Even the PJ’s you were just about to put on.
Rushing out of the bedroom you find Jumin and cling to him.
Resting your head on his chest you begin shaking violently.
He strokes your head promising to take care of things.
You know he thinks you’re overreacting but he would never mock you when you feel this way.
He gets a hotel room to stay in and has a professional take care of the ants.
He even got you new PJ’s and does his best to dirstact you that night.
Anything for his princess.
He’s so good to you.

Saeran:

*sweats*
He’s trying to be there for you but he doesn’t know how…
You’re clinging to him sobbing
He pats you on the back but he’s clearly uncomfortable.
After you calm down a bit he decides to take action.
Assuring you he knows how to handle things.
“Don’t worry MC!! I’m better than any professional! I’ll take care of things easy”
He’s pretty cocky
He spends over 5 hours in the bedroom in perfect silence.
What is he doing in there??
He finally emerges and silently dials the number for pest control.
Spending the night comforting you on the couch.
At least he cared enough to try.

*i didn’t include V because I couldn’t come up with a good one for him. Don’t know his personality well enough yet.*

Thanks for reading!!! ❤️❤️

skinnyforattention

As much as I say this is for myself:

I want other people to comment on my weight loss.

I want to be proud every time I see my collarbones.

I want to look good in every picture.

I want to be other people’s envy.

I want to be other people’s thinspo.

I want other people to worry.

After all, I’m just skinny for attention.

hobototto

Do you ever pull your skin back to see what you will look like when you lose that weight?

heart-of-a-wildflower

Random ED things nobody really talks about

Being jealous of friends or people who have been severely underweight/ hospitalized
Hundreds of awkward angle body checking photos
Looking at the size of your legs/body in every mirror, reflection, shop window
Being disgusted at watching people eat
Comparing people’s body size and weight to yours before noticing anything else about them
Being obsessed with cooking/dieting/food programmes
The pain of hitting your hip bone on a table
Hating yourself for judging anyone who is healthy or overweight
Being proud of your lowest weight once recovered/weight restored
Eye rolls when anyone without an ED discusses their new diet/weight loss
Eating every tiny bit of a specific calorie portioned food because damn if you’ve counted those calories you are gonna enjoy them
Feeling embarrassed for eating ‘unhealthy’ foods because people assume you eat nothing/survive on lettuce
'Wow you’re actually eating’ kill me
Not enjoying excercise or wanting to work out
Alternating between being scared of all food and wanting to consume everything in sight
Really horrific awful bad breath (like seriously bad)
One day you’re too scared to eat a tomato the next you eat chocolate without worrying about it
Looking in the mirror after eating and feeling like you gained 20lbs
The anxiety and embarrassment of buying laxatives/diet pills

me to my cousin: r u trying to trigger me or

hate my stupid brain, my cousin made a joke that while she uses her scooter i walk and like,, my brain is telling me ‘ she knows ur fat, that’s why she wants you to walk. she’s skinny she doesn’t need to, youre fat you need to lose a lot’ and ughhhh

and her talking about not being hungry and barely eating makes me so conscious because i should be doing that, i should be eating less than her.

i’m acting like it’s a competition,,

hate my brain want to starve uGh here we go again thank u Zero for existing

when they call u for dinner but u already binged for breakfast and are over ur calorie limit ahaha 😂🤣

bro this is the first time i’ve made it this far that’s kinda embarrassing

quiteliterallyhotsauce

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

witchfromthemidwest

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

mjsheartisstillbeating

@thatpettyblackgirl

thatpettyblackgirl

ladyoftheunderworld

I don’t think I’ve reblogged this yet this week, but I did see it earlier today, and I got a new job!

And I went in assuming that it would just be a volunteer job, but I’m getting paid $15 an hour!

team-flashh

HOLY FUCK! I GOT A RAISE!!!

I came into work and bumped into my boss and she said that she was looking for me because she wanted to let me know about my raise. This shit worked in an hour omg

that-dork-you-followed

i fuckin need some good news right about now so pile it on

bistiles

I like this one because it isn’t those “reblog this or else”. It’s just stating that you’re going to receive good news. And we all need that kind of good, positive energy, okay?

bistiles

STOP EVERYTHING THIS REAL OKAY

I just got a job offer I really wanted. I JUST GOT IT.

Fucking hell guuuuuuys I am dead

getskinnigreentea

Please please please

iwanttobedaintyandsweet

Lemme lose sum weight please

slavery

kanayahavethisdance

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD