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tumblr did not like my original post so i made another version too hope u like it
Bernard Hill (1944-2024)
Rest in Peace
imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
I have not made a single normal, proper piece of art of BG3
Oh my god
stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games
y’all look at my date …..
bungus
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
two note bungus if you’re brave enough
Perhaps three note bungus if you’re inclined
oops, i slipped
Dioooooos
Watching the first one: Yes, my brain that is used to Atlantic coastal dolphins registers that as the size that orcas probably are.
Watching the second one: OH LAWD HE COMIN'
First orca: oh cool! What a lovely thing to see that close and capture the moment on film. How nice!
Second orca:






