THE SKELETON APPEARS

“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget

Like to kiss Mr.X's bald head

Reblog to kiss Mr.X's bald head

PET HIS BALD HEAD

FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A PNG BUT NVM

It is strange to think that Mr. X and Nemesis were roaming Raccoon City at relatively the same time. Mr. X is just hunting down survivors; Nemesis was especially programed to target any S.T.A.R.S members still in the city. So, Jill never sees Mr. X. But did Nemesis and Mr. X ever just:

can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball

Top: one of the items available in the Kingdom Builder mode in Super Mario Run is Princess Peach's Cake, which is a large cake that can be seen in the middle of the screenshot.

Bottom: it appears that this cake was particularly troublesome during the game's development, as an error message exists that specifically refers to a fatal error occurring when the cake is installed. No other Kingdom Builder items have unique error messages of this kind associated with them.

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She baked a dogshit game breaking cake, just completely fucked it up!

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

I think Mr X should replace his hat with a little propeller cap

NO “LITTLE” GERMAN TYRANT, DON’T GO BREAK OPEN THOSE METAL BARS

X: OHH MEIN GOT MEIN TORSO IST FULL OF ALBERT ARMEN….

I MEANT BIRKIN IM A SHIT AT THIS FANDOM 😭

This is why he is poor

Oh this “you’re only able to read 600 tweets a day only” thing is REALLY unpopular. Every single person in the comments of the announcement is mad as hell, including racists and cryptobros AKA the people who dickride Elon Musk the most

If I was Elon Musk and the animal fart fetish MAGA account was this pissed off at my decision I’d just quit my job

Also like… all you have to do to bypass this filter is to use another account (you don’t even need to make it under a different phone number) so if anything it’ll make the bot problem even worse.

...Animal fart fetish acc as in...non furry shit? Like real animals?

Also he's just tryna kill the site at this point, if you even upset the bottom of the barrel kind of twitter user who praises you, you've fucked up.

GET SPRIMKLED IDOT!

Species; Frosted Orange Ball

Specialty; One of the gods finest creatures

Suggestion; I kinda just wanna...pat it, single finger to the head, see how fluffy it truly is.

- Mod Vovo

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

“So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi

sir….

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE??

my inner demons tasting my self-doubt every morning 

IS THAT THE MEME LADY WHO STARES AT SHIT AFTER GOING EW LIKE "hmmm...well, perhaps..."

I would not survive the RPD...

[ID: A drawing of Kermit the Frog modified to have large breasts. Kermit is wearing a dark blue tube top and orange swim trunks with a pattern of dark blue palm trees on it. Kermit is positioned facing the viewer with his chest facing slightly right; he is leaning against a very dark blue railing with his left arm bent on it.  His right leg is slightly bent and his right arm is holding up a dark blue shirt with orange palm tree patterns on it. 

Kermit is standing on a wooden dock. Blue sea and blue sky meet in the background with two fluffy clouds drifting across the sky. 

Kermit the Frog is a green anthropomorphic frog puppet with a yellow fringe around his neck and white eyes with horizontal pupils. /End ID]

@sirjerowin commissioned me to continue with the Kermit but with boobs idea. Here he is relaxing at a beach on vacation. 

KERMIT THEE FROG BIG NATURALS