Star Thieves Eight.
After three years the thieves are back. This one is a large canvas and took forever

After three years the thieves are back. This one is a large canvas and took forever
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After three years the thieves are back. This one is a large canvas and took forever
biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
me, monsterfucker: *going up to give them a little kiss*
biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ
Please vote Sissix/Rosemary! They are canon space sapphics who have talked about expectations in their open, happy, and healthy relationship and I love them very much! Only love and kindness and I’m so glad they exist
IN A DISTANT and second-hand set of dimensions, in an astral plane that was never meant to fly, the curling star-mists waver and part . . .
See . . .
"GNU Sir Terry Pratchett" - L-Space Wiki / Ursula K. LeGuin / "Terry Pratchett" - Wikipedia / "GNU" - Urban Dictionary / Going Postal by Terry Pratchett / Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett / Brandon Sanderson / Paul Kidby / The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett
Ax decides to go through the history of human cinema. He’s watching one of those old 1920’s silent movies and is like “Aha! I knew humans fell over all the time”
You know that study that’s like “for years we thought bats must have great sonar because they never run into each other, then we got highspeed cameras and realized they actually crash into each other all the time” whenever I walk into a doorframe or a wall there’s a alien nature documentary guy in my head saying “we thought humans must have incredible balance due to their ability to be precise on 2 legs, but turns out they run into shit all the time”
Yeerk: *enters my brain*
Yeerk: Bitch, you live like this?
“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”
I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER
“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy! You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”
the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers
im thinking about the time divergent imps in jingo. i'm thinking about captain vimes hearing the death toll but most importantly i'm thinking about vimes lying on the cobbles in ank morpork hearing a strained bingley bingley beep and then- 'vetinari negotiates peace' and 'carrot organises football'. i'm thinking of all the bodies around him as this happens.
