Seward, Alaska.
I’m in a getaway car giveaway mood!
Hi all! I managed to get 1 extra copy of Midnights the late night edition at the Chicago night 1 show and thought I would host a giveaway so I could send it to a lucky swiftie on here!
How to enter:
•make sure you’re following me (:
•reblog this post and tag your dream surprise song combo (this is how I will count your entry)
•that’s it!
Free worldwide shipping, 1 entry per blog. The giveaway will run through June 21st, 2023 and I will pick a winner that night. Also please don’t enter if you already have a copy!
no matter how cool we try to act every single one of us has had a moment where some blog we looked up to followed us back and we felt for a second like we truly made it
me when @vikingfunerals followed me because they enjoyed my blog and for no other reason 🩷
A mysterious spiral in the sky over Alaska spotted by aurora borealis watchers last week (2023)
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
Quotes from Baby J you can probably use in everyday conversation
- You should be over it by now, get out of the beanbag chair!
- I am cocaine skinny with a new haircut.
- I wish I just felt that one emotion, but I don't. I feel two emotions.
- Those old winter coats!
- Those old winter coats.
- You will not need to scroll far.
- Look at me! I am the doctor now!
- You're all uncomfortable now, but I'm way over it.
- No, two names!
- You like this? You like stuff?
- You're clearly ready to leave the grounds.
- I don't know why, that's his journey.
- You're getting a phone call!
- He has tattoos, and I am plain! We must be up to witchcraft.
- Wouldn't have happened on my watch! 'Cause I would've made sure.
- It was driving me BA-NA-NAS!
- Yeah, ask your daughter! Or your son if he's not an athlete! Ask only certain sons!
- I'm pretty good at reading a room.
- You should never mix/mush metals.
- We're not like that, we're not fancy.
- Finally! Someone in this town gets me!
things i think about CONSTANTLY:
- daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”
- the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs
- literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers
- daniel handler is the funniest man alive
Snotlout, entering the clubhouse while Hiccup and Astrid are setting the table: Hiccup, you cooked?
Astrid: How did you know it wasn’t me?
Snotlout: There’s six people in the Edge, and you’d be my tenth guess.
TAYLOR SWIFT accepts the 2023 iHeart Radio Innovator Award in Los Angeles, CA (March 27, 2023)
I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
There is a video I found from back when I was three, you’re setting up a paint set in the kitchen and talking to me. I’m five years old, it’s getting cold, I’ve got my big coat on. She said I was seven and you were nine, I looked at you like the stars that shine in the sky like pretty lights. I hit my peak at seven. I’m thirteen now and don’t know how my friends could be so mean. At fourteen there’s just so much you can’t do and you can’t wait to move out one day and call your own shots. Cause when you’re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them. Good thing my daddy made me get a boating licence when I was fifteen. Well, I was sixteen when suddenly I wasn’t that little girl you used to see. I’m crazier for you then I was at sixteen, lost in a film scene. Secret jokes all alone, sixteen and wild. Seventeen and crazy, running wild, wild. It’s like I’m seventeen, no one understands. I’m only seventeen, I don’t know anything but I know I miss you. How can a person know everything at eighteen but nothing at twenty two? Don’t you think nineteen’s too young to be played by your dark twisted games when I loved you so? And I damn sure never would’ve danced with the devil at nineteen. It’s supposed to be fun, turning twenty one. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling twenty two. She’s still twenty three inside her fantasy. Oh, twenty five years old, oh how were you to know? Thirty two and still growing up now, who you are is not what you did. She said, I’ll be eighty seven, you’ll be eighty nine, I’ll still look at you like the stars that shine in the sky.
Every time Taylor Swift references an age in a song
nothing will ever make me feel the way the intros to the Land Before Time movies make me feel
bitches will say they’re fine then talk about dear reader for hours on end because they can relate to trying to be something everyone wants you and expects to be while you’re whole world and life is falling apart but you force it anyway and can’t recognize yourself even in your own memories cause that point in you’re life is so distorted it’s like looking at yourself through broken glass
Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.
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Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.
[ID: # I know this is the gunshot we need to fire to keep rent low but god I wish I had better earplugs. End ID]
“my mind turns your life into folklore” is the thesis of folklore and “i can’t dare to dream about you anymore” is the thesis of evermore