Today's Seal Is: Lalala the Joyful
In another universe I never suffered for being your friend
if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
VGAPride is my DOS program for displaying pride flags. So happy pride month, everyone! Here's a selection of pride flags as displayed on a Pentium 60.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.
You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.
Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.
thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you
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Notting Hill Carnival - 1970’s .
in the beginning || the clue || hard times || the ball
We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning
The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.
god bless
date of origin: 3rd of august, 2012.
this post is going to make me throw up hes a board hes flat theres nothing there why would you make an edit of this concave ass im sick of tumblr i hate all of you
If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.
"But that's not how The Game works-"
If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.
Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.
Congratulations
on your win!! Celebrate with
a treat of your choice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
in another universe , we still have these random midnight calls where you talk and i type . we’d still have those long phone calls and we would still be making time for eachother rather than filling in our spare time by hanging out with eachother.
In another universe we’re going to the cinema and we’re visiting museums. You hold my hand.
In another universe, I let my mother back into my life, despite everything she has done. I am far more forgiving than I ever will be in this universe.
having fun
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
nawww the news is doing a story on restaurants and fast food places who have only exclusively digital methods of payment or exclusively apple pay and you have to use your phone to pay the bill or even talking about places that are card only and they're like this is the future its hands free and easy I can't wait for more places to pick up on this no cash thing !! WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE ?? bitch what the fuck is a homeless person supposed to do if they only have some cash on them and go to the McDonalds for fries and they're like sorry. you have to have an apple iphone to pay for this meal. No cash allowed. Only card or apple iphone. Only tap to pay sorry get out. I'll start killing I'm serious
I reblogged this the other day, then we got nailed by a massive storm and everything around me was cash only for 48 hours because the internet was out till this morning. Found that kind of ironic.
I'd like to remind everyone of that time in Canada that the telephone company Rogers glitched and for a day like over half of the credit/debit machines in the country stopped working