Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please

I don’t give a fuck 😫 this is the last place on the internet I can call someone a whore without being censored or temporarily banned

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

Something very biblical about this

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

in my experience it goes something like..

@lisaladvi it's us ❤️

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

@doctorstarlock 's comment has passed peer review

By now I’m sure most of y’all have seen this video but I just now noticed this:

Item: wrist-mounted spice holster. The Spice Bracer of Dionysus Jones.

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

SUPER SALAD

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

That there’s my bredn buddr

They’re not wrong 💀

I love SNL but I do hate what marvel has become

national think about boobs hour starts now

god forbid a man do anything

It's fun to imagine you can disarm these people by playing dumb and they'll just magically realize they're wrong but you're likely to find they have actual defenses ready. Usually they'll just outright tell you they hate how minorities are taking over the world because bigots are not afraid anymore, so be ready to do more than act dumb if you're gonna confront them. You're gonna be stuck argueing against conspiracy theories and skull measuring nonsense.

This sheds a startling amount of insight into how pictograms used by ancient cultures probably represented something completely obvious and unambiguous to the people who used them