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Murray is a little indignant that no one is appreciating the fact that it is Salmon Slammin Saturday

Murray's still indignant

Once more, Murray is not impressed with the low Salmon Slammin Saturday turnout so far

Murray’s back again to voice his displeasure at the lackluster crowd turnout for Salmon Slammin Saturday

Murray’s back and extremely displeased about the lowest ever salmon slammin saturday appreciation on record

Murray is disgusted by the lowest ever salmon slammin saturday turnout :(

followers fucking attack so help me god we are NOT letting this happen to Murray

Dashcon 2 venue dropped

The ghost of Pompey must be so mad that he paid a fuckton of money to build a theater, shopping complex, baths, temple and statues of himself and it all gets remembered as “the spot where Caesar got shanked.”

Also, we should reenact the assassination with a pinata of [insert least favorite politician] every Ides of March. Keep the spirit of the day alive.

children’s book illustrators r literally the cornerstone of society im not kidding. where would we be w/o that little business worm in the apple car or the brambly hedge animals making their feasts and flying their kites like literally WHERE  . do not even get me started on frog and toad 

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love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

that everyone includes trent reznor

Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.

Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?

"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?

Coyotes are one of nature’s greatest success stories. Imagine spending millions of dollars trying to eradicate a species by any means necessary and they still show up in Quiznos.