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The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States

I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is so hard to explain to people that no, they have not ever seen the night sky. It is so hard to explain to people that what they think is a proper night sky is fucking pathetic. A disgrace.

People talk about how you can’t see stars in the city and yeah, that’s true, but their concept of “seeing stars” is being able to make out orion’s belt.

So, so few people have see the sky in all its glory and it’s not sad. It’s a fucking crime. Seeing a perfectly dark night, no clouds, not a hint of light pollution? That’s a fucking religious experience.

The sky the vast vast majority of us grew up with is not the sky that inspired us to look up. It is not the sky that inspired constellations. You can’t even see most constellations.

Your ancestors looked at the night sky and said “surely, that is where the gods must live.” And you might be lucky if you can see hardly more than a handful of stars.

The sky is full, fucking FULL, of stars, and you’ve never seen them.

Baby Horse Shoe

Microdosing on good luck

I cum like a high quality Chinese teapot

you’re not gonna believe the gas station i drove by today

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STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST

no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

i know its been added but the follow up is also hilarious

they call me mr propaganda because i prop men up and have a ganda at their pretty eyes while i kiss them sweetly. is that anything .

this literally isn't anything but I'm gay so gonna hit rb regardless

they call me mr propaganda because gay people reblog my posts despite them being nothing

i think my favorite thing about Flemeth is that her im game dialogue is basically indistinguishable from a Hannibal meme I wanna know how often Morrigan asked her mom to get her toilet paper and Flemeth responded with a long ass ramble about how to wipe one’s ass shows an unhealthy dependence on societal norms lol

Morrigan: would you like chicken or beef for dinner mother?

Flemeth: ah, chicken, beef. The cow is a powerful creature and the chicken is a clever one; and yet they both fall the same. They show to us that neither brains nor brawn will save you. The axe cleves flesh all the same.

Morrigan:

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!

This disclaimer pops up whenever I start talking

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

you know when you watch an older movie and its actually edited well. like the shots are long and the cuts are spaced and you can actually breathe....yeah

ok someone gifted me the commissions open badge, but now fun thing about those badges, you can only display one of the types of badges at once, so it's either check marks or open commissions for me

i mean thats kinda how the world works isn't it

i think queer people should be more confusing actually. i think we should make everyone as confused as possible until they give up and realize that total understanding of other people isnt the gateway to respect and compassion

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

i. am so small.

Tumblr's algorithm working for once

i feel like i was just denied the best orgasm of my life

h0ld up

some0ne confirm

gandalf big nyaturals

*cha cha chas sadly*

I will only forgive Sweden if next year they submit Blahaj and/or the Swedish Chef.