REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ENDING 2015 SINGLE

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

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errhine

follow for sexual texts

wHO ELSE IS HELLA HORNY BUT ALSO a lil bit sad

never-want-to-forget

If you played with Barbies,

Polly Pockets,

Beanie Babies,

Tamagotchi,

Slip N’ Slide,

And Furbies,

Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

Wrote with Gel Pens,

Wore butterfly clips,

And Snap Bracelets,

And remember watching these guys:

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Senior prank. Every cup is filled with water.

wow, those are some nice diags. major props.

These cups are in perfect lines.

…must have been the band kids

This is too clever not to reblog

HOW DID THEY DO THIS AND GET BACK WITHOUT KNOCKING THEM OVER

HOW

It was band kids

Definitely band kids. 

band kids are capable of scary things

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

oohhhh oh HO

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!