i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is
i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now
you have to feed me. like a baby bird
i would get assimilated by the borg. not a big deal to me. i wasn’t doin nothin anyway
All I really want to do is spend most of my time regenerating in an alcove anyway 🤷
god DAMN i wish i was in an alcove right now
I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people
I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life
Scamp
tee hee hee hee hee
Cis people think trans people have this:
- Deadname
- Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
- Name
- Other name
- Deadname
- Business name
- Old nickname only some people have rights to use
- Online name
- Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
[Image ID: twitter post by \@uncooljerk: calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy... like speak for yourself! i'm young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho]
People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"
I am trying but they are so fast and crafty
i can’t look at the wiggles at all without remembering my aunt used to have an insane crush on one of them. like she was genuinely infatuated. with a wiggle
i should add that i respect this. i am not mocking her. there’s power there. it was just wild to see as a child. i didn’t get it then and don’t quite get it now. but i still respect her
new development everyone.
it was this guy. honorary fifth wiggle. my bad. i get it now for real
Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.
i’m at the transmasc yard sale
i’m at the transfem picnic
i’m at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic
The person I reblogged this from deserves a Kickass Customizable Cyborg Body
Insane how supernatural is 15 seasons long and everything is under explored. What were they doing for 15 years?
every fictional character is bisexual unless they aren’t bisexual. this is what I believe in













