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sophomoric, still

@hozierfucks / hozierfucks.tumblr.com

long posts are about either politics or the occult; no promises about the short ones.
empty blogs get an auto-block.
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i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now

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you have to feed me. like a baby bird

Cis people think trans people have this:

  1. Deadname
  2. Chosen name

But honestly we really have:

  1. Name
  2. Other name
  3. Deadname
  4. Business name
  5. Old nickname only some people have rights to use
  6. Online name
  7. Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

fucking obliterated lmao

[Image ID: twitter post by \@uncooljerk: calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy... like speak for yourself! i'm young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho]

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i can’t look at the wiggles at all without remembering my aunt used to have an insane crush on one of them. like she was genuinely infatuated. with a wiggle

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i should add that i respect this. i am not mocking her. there’s power there. it was just wild to see as a child. i didn’t get it then and don’t quite get it now. but i still respect her

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new development everyone.

it was this guy. honorary fifth wiggle. my bad. i get it now for real

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Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.

i’m at the transmasc yard sale

i’m at the transfem picnic

i’m at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic