driven by the tides

and old days come to life again, old mornings dawn

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Elf Power 1998

me when my friend tells me about somethin shitty their BF did

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THE MOVIE

LOOK AT WHAT TAYLOR JUST TWEETED

SHE KNOWS

SHE KNOWS IT COULD’VE BEEN HER GETTING MURDERED ON LIVE TV

This is what a near death experience looks like

#did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’ grades in the us#so in summary: bribe away kids your teacher is breaking federal law are you srs holy shit

Holy fuck you are serious

“dinner is ready”

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I replied with “with you existing, I’m already there” and I s2fg she made this exact face

Reblog Kanye Rest in 5 seconds for a good night’s sleep tonight!