howtomakefriends reblogged
Anonymous asked:
I've been reading your blog for months and I still don't know how to make friends.
yeah, me either.
i used to post friendship tips all the time but i haven’t in posted a new one in like a year.
here’s a friendship tip: start making your own margaritaville remix. play it louder and louder until someone shows up, either to tell you to turn it off or to turn it up even louder! try to make friends with this person. if they wanted you to turn it off say “yeah, sorry my roommate was doing that and i hate them. this is our similar interest.” and if they wanted you to turn it up, invite them inside to try their own remix.
