How To Bang Your Monster

Very important wip

SIR

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

Okay but having spent upwards of eight years living in one, small English villages are like this sometimes. Our little library was in an old red phone booth and someone set it on fire once. The post office also hosted dance classes and a cafe and the couple who ran it lived upstairs and also had a heavy metal band.

Copia: Which monster actually tastes good?

Terzo: Monster... Like their coc-

Copia: The drink.

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

I don’t think my page is attracting terfs, and I’d like to keep it that way

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

IT'S REAL

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

ITS REAL

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

They call him Jack and at least some’a them bones is his own… 🥰

Bon sant jordi!! 🐉💘🌹

I love The Owl House so much

Moo

“Whatcha lookin at?”

“Intruder spotted!”

“Been naughty this year huh?”

I’m such a slut for horns and claws

“The candy squad”

Muffin, Jelly, Sugar and Honey

𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.

A while ago I wanted to channel some of @badasserywomen energy and draw some well... bad ass women, super happy how with this orc shaman turned out and hopefully I'll have the time to make more of these next year when the load from projects lighten a bit!

Don't listen too closely to strange music you hear on the winds

All the covers I painted for “Deal With a Demon” series by Katee Robert so far. More to come!  ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴ Just something for my monster appreciators 

Fuck these are gorgeous

When ur just a humble potion brewer on ur way to market but a trickster god is into u so ur definitely gonna be late

Did I make a Mari Lwyd Stickers for the season? yes I did!:D

I LOVE MARI LWYD

I love her so much

Flirting with the swamp dragon 😉

pumpkin boy(friend) 🎃