Im Not On This Page Anymore Lmao

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

Trans people in bathrooms are less of a threat than these Republican legislators

the whole ‘love your family no matter how bad they fuck up because you’re family’ ideology is toxic bullshit

what a time to be alive

fully functional happy and supportive family ???? idk man sounds fake

people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and the doctor’s telling you you’re ‘just being a teenager’ when you actually had a serious kidney disease

if someone hadn’t eventually listened to me i would have died

Please, please support self-diagnosed teenagers, don’t pretend they’re not really disabled, don’t belittle or mock them, don’t exclude them from disabled spaces and for the love of god don’t pretend you know more about them than they do

i am disabled to this day because when i was a teenage girl, my doctors didn’t take me seriously. when i said i was in extreme pain, they said i just wasn’t trying hard enough at physical therapy to repair a broken ankle. turns out they’d fucked up the surgery to fix it, and their neglect of my months of complaints meant it was damaged beyond repair. i still have mobility issues 8 years later, will have pain and require surgeries throughout my life and will, always, be disabled. because of them. because of the silencing of girls’ voices, in all spheres. because doctors do not value the voices of teenaged girls.

When I was twelve, the knee specialist I had finally convinced my mom to take me to (after years of begging) told me that my knees hurt because of my hips widening.

“No,” I said. “You don’t understand. I can’t walk when it happens, it hurts so bad. It’s been since I was a little kid.”

“It might twinge a bit, sure,” he told me. “Go to physical therapy for a few weeks.” I burst into tears.

My mom then refused to take me to physical therapy, because it was a long drive and the doctor said it wasn’t serious, so why should she bother? That was the start of her not listening to any complaint about my joints I ever had.

As it turns out, my knees were dislocating every couple of days. She and my doctors ignored and taught me to ignore sprains, fractures, cartilage tears, and dislocations until I moved out and learned that it wasn’t normal. I missed out on years of my life because of my doctor not only discounting the experience of a young girl, but fully blaming my pain on the fact of my being a young girl.

Listen to children when they tell you something is wrong with their bodies.

I had stomach pains for years as a kid. Almost daily. I was blamed as a faker. 

I have Celiac.

People know what the hell is going on with their own bodies. If they don’t think something is right fucking listen to them.

In their study, “The Girl Who Cried Pain: A Bias Against Women in the Treatment of Pain,” researchers Diane E. Hoffmann and Anita J. Tarzian documented the degree to which girl’s and women’s pain is routinely dismissed as the “not real,” “emotional,” response of “fragile” females. Not only are girls and women who experience pain less likely to be taken seriously when they describe it, but they are less likely to be treated by medical professionals.

me : * gets high on classical music *

how do you get high on classical music

…… i kinda wanna hear what they are playing

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

Controversial Opinion: the safety and wellbeing of same gender attracted and trans individuals is more important than the hurt feelings of cishets

why does justin bieber get 203948230482 chances after behaving like an entitled disgusting douchebag repeatedly in public to people like waiters and women in the industry and his OWN FANS but a female pop artist cannot take one single misstep without it being the only topic of conversation surrounding her for a month lmao i’m tired

*SLAMS REBLOG*

Turn ons: common sense

God yes.

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you metalcore bitch? I’ll have you know I stagedived on top of crowd at TIHC, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret shows in New York and Boston, and I have over 300 out of print shirts. I know how to stage mosh and I’m the top mosher in the entire US hardcore scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will mosh you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this pit, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over merch swap? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret crew of 20-somethings without jobs and neck tattoos across USA and your Vinyl is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pit game. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be at any show, anytime, and I can pit on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my air maxes. Not only am I extensively trained in moshing, but I have access to the entire supply of hair gel at sally’s beauty supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The shame and panic u feel on iMessage when you’re trying to find the perfect emoji and you’re taking too long and they can see u typing for 4 minutes for a one sentence text

I need to hit a wider audience and reach out to the android market The shame and panic you feel when you’re using an android

Yay long haired Ryan is coming back

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

I wanna hug him. This was beautiful.