EHHH

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

RAAAAAA 💗💗💗

Wally Daring Interview has me in a headlock

I had to make this video

He was so …silly?! And effortlessly charming?! He’s the absolute most 💗💗💗💗

The disappointment’s room

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

Couldn't get the image out of my head

CRIME SCENE

✶ the ocean at night ✶

oh to be a rotating garfield plush

Welcome Home, neighbor. Let's meet the neighborhood. https://www.clownillustration.com/welcome-home

SCREAMIN'!!!!!!!!!!!

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

THE SITE IS UP, EVERYBODY BRACE-

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

enrichment

[ID: a collage page made with a variety of bright, shiny, colorful scraps of paper and other materials. scattered around it are cut-out pictures and stickers of various colorful fish and silver star sequins.]

Beautiful

Garden Gate

….back in my day we got the internet at the store and you got it 1000 hours at a time, on a CD.

AOL disks *literally came in the mail* back in the day.

This is perhaps my new favorite video

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

T4T love is holy whether its sexual or romantic or platonic or monogamous or polyamorous or gay or lesbian or straight or any combination of any of those things or even something more deeply personal and undefineable

The disappointment’s room

Her name is Lea. She is actually a trans guy, but she loves her past self as a girl- she also never got to live out her reality.

Lea is a filipino boy who lived on the cusp of American occupation. He is half Chinese, half indigenous Ilocano (northern Philippines).

Lea loved her mother, who died when he was 12. Lea is a faith healer against her will- just like the old fairytales, Lea can heal anything with her tears. Anything.

So. When her father's abusive family members learn that she can heal anything when she cries. They seek to take advantage of that.

This sounds fun as hell.

fun fact, i thought jára cimrman was a real person until my mom told me when I was 13

Weakling.

I know people who were willing to argue that Cimrman was a real historical figure at their maturita exams.

arguing about Cimrman’s realness is actually a glorious way to fuck with many teachers, since almost the whole country is in on the joke that Cimrman was a real person, when you convincingly argue that Cimrman invented/wrote/discovered XY, the teacher is effectively trapped because either they have to accept your bullshit explanation or admit that Cimrman is not real and therefore break the joke and betray the national pride

many of my highschool teachers would preemptively inform us that they will not accept Cimrman as an answer (“we know, we know, he helped invent everything, write about the other people”) just to avoid this

Thinking about how the Miette meme wouldn't be as good if Miette was named literally anything else.