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"Keep up the good work!" -Me, I said that.
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Who Am I?

Welcome to my blog! If you found this, it's likely because we share a common interest. What interest? Probably RWBY, if not something else.

I post mostly RWBY incorrect quotes from various, usually obscure, references.

But I also take requests for fics, prompts, and other various asks. You have questions, I probably have an answer! Maybe...

Don't get your hopes up too high.

So go ahead! Let's see what you've got to say!

Note: There will be times of extensive silence. It's cool. I'm just taking a break.
Note: This blog contains material that may not be appropriate for certain viewers, specifically under the age of eightteen (18) years. MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT!

Tragic Backstory (tm) AU

Tai 2.0 (NSFW)

RWBY Timeline

A Man Needs A Maid

RU-JA-GUN-CON

#me#blog intro#blog introduction#rp#rwby incorrect quotes#and more#howlingday
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raksaga asked:

I think it wasn’t enough dragons layer for the dragonslayer’s anon. Maybe they need more 👀

Anyway, I really enjoy all of your AU’s. to be honest I have my notifications on because of you 😂

PS: Anon, you’re weird for being so insistence on something that has nothing to do with the blog. Vete al cerro with your things and leave Golden alone. There’ll be other blogs that will comply your wishes 🙄

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goldenamaranthe-blog answered:

Hey, @raksaga!

I'm glad you're enjoying all of my AUs! That's so funny that you turned on notifications for my posts! Thank you! Yeah, dragonslayer anon is odd like that but c'est la vie.

I think you're right. Dragons Layer could use a little more love.

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GoldenDragon!Yang: So.... do you want me to polymorph into something more manageable, or....

Bard!Blake: (licks her lips) We can start with that and work our way up~~

GoldenDragon!Yang: Okay (transforms into a humanoid dragon but is still very large) Sorry, this is as small as I can go- Holy Tiamat!!!

Bard!Blake: (tackles GD!Y to the floor)

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#rwby#golden dragon yang#bumbleby#bard blake#yang xiao long#blake belladonna
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Anonymous asked:

HEY!!!!!! YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT I MEANT BY DRAGONSLAYER!!!

goldenamaranthe-blog answered:

Dragons layer? No problem! Hydras are like dragons, right?

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Hydra!Yang: (main head leans down) And what does a faunus woman want from me?

Bard!Blake: There's a contract out for your defeat.

Hydra!Yang: Hmph. I'm well aware. So, you're here to "slay" the dragon hydra?

Bard!Blake: Oh, my apologies. I was under the impression that the poster said "lay' the dragon~

Hydra!Yang: (blinks) What?

Bard!Blake: It means I'm pulling a Scanlan Shorthalt here. (strums her lute and magic fills the air) Now get that scaley ass down here~

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#rwby#bumbleby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#bard blake#hydra yang#dragon yang
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Jaune: Fired?! You can't fire me!

Jaune: I helped make this Academy!

Jaune: I was recruited by Ozpin himself!

Jaune: No pipsqueak little farmboy is going to fire me!

Jaune: What do you mean what's happened to me? What's happened to YOU?!

Jaune: What's this phone number? ...NO! I'm not going to call some... stranger!

Jaune: I don't need HELP! I need my JOB!

Jaune: I know I made some mistakes, but who hasn't?!

Jaune: I-I know some people got hurt, but nobody died, right? It all worked out!

Jaune: ...Why are you all attacking me?

Jaune: You're my best friend! Why aren't you on my side?!

Jaune: Ruby... How could you?

#rwby#psychonauts#jaune arc#psychonauts 2
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Failure To Stowaway

Qrow: ...

Yang: ...

Ruby: *Laying face down on her bed*

Radio: There's a tear in my bear cause I'm crying for you dear. You are on my lonely mind.

Yang: She get's like this every time Vomit Boy's team leaves on a mission. If she didn't manage to sneak onto the mission again.

Qrow: At least her taste in music is getting better.

Yang: Mom ever do this?

Qrow: We didn't do a lot of missions separately, but I wouldn't put it past her.

#rwby#rwby shitpost#lancaster#wolf!faunus ruby#ruby rose#yang xiao long#qrow branwen
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Gillian: Oh, Jaune~! Thanks for coming to cheer me on, you six foot tall hunk of man~!

Velvet: Oh, the audacity of this bi-

Neptune: Be honest, Jaune! How'd you get all these girls swoonin' over ya?

Sun: I too would like to know how to not piss off a woman!

Jaune: I'm a male lead in an animated series! I don't actually do anything! It just happens!

Ruby: For the record, I'm a woman and I'm pissed off at all of you! Especially you guys in the comments! You know who you are!

#rwby#yu gi oh abridged#gillian asturias#velvet scarlatina#neptune vasilias#sun wukong#jaune arc#ruby rose
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New tag game.

The last song you listened to is your movie slowmo walk scene theme.

Tag 10 people.

@howlingday @pilot-boi @dicknouget @smh0217 @notmaplemable @true-king-of-monsters @proximio-5 @doomalade @rwby-encrusted-blog @sinqrowithascythe

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I don't know if it'd be a slow-mo walk scene, but this is very telling about what my last stand is gonna look like.

Might have to slow down for this one.

@gorillageek27 @notmaplemable @tokufan400 @chickenalfredoman @rwbyfans @itsupermanti @misterlazer @palaceofpassion @knight-dwx-09 @novankenn

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howlingday

One last time...

#tag game#cami cat#doomsday#Youtube
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gorillageek27

New tag game.

The last song you listened to is your movie slowmo walk scene theme.

Tag 10 people.

@howlingday @pilot-boi @dicknouget @smh0217 @notmaplemable @true-king-of-monsters @proximio-5 @doomalade @rwby-encrusted-blog @sinqrowithascythe

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I don't know if it'd be a slow-mo walk scene, but this is very telling about what my last stand is gonna look like.

Might have to slow down for this one.

@gorillageek27 @notmaplemable @tokufan400 @chickenalfredoman @rwbyfans @itsupermanti @misterlazer @palaceofpassion @knight-dwx-09 @novankenn

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Back at it again, eh? Aight...

Looks like I'm going out one last time...

#tag game#the chalkeaters#crushing thirties#cami cat#doomsday#Youtube
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Winter: I'm an Atlas Specialist. I was trained to be a cold-blooded killer. You could kill my best friend right in front of me, and I would not attack you unless absolutely necessary.

Winter: But please don't test that theory. Penny is a good girl.

#rwby#winter schnee#the venture bros
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hotpotrandomfics asked:

Topaz: Emerald hasn’t seen Jaune in weeks and has been very lonely. Jaune comes back after his long mission to be grabbed by an eager Emerald.

Emerald: I likes you and I wants you! We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
Jaune: uh… I don’t we’ll be doing anything any kind of way-
Emerald: oh I see you choosing the hard way!
*Emerald kidnaps Jaune for three days*
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Nora and Ren hanging out with their friends*
Nora: Ren, what was that?
Ren: oh Jaunes back.
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gorillageek27 answered:

Never get in the way of a woman when she's pent up

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Jaune: (Cornered in the jungle, Squaring off against Emerald) Stay back!

Emerald: That Arc Booty is mine, Jaune!

Jaune: No! It isn't! (Thinking) Remember, Jaune. The chant your father taught you. (Tales a deep breath, Begins chanting aloud) My booty belongs to me; You cannot have my booty!

Emerald: Pfft! What?

Jaune: My booty belongs to me; You cannot have my booty! My booty belongs to me; You cannot have my booty!

Emerald: No, that booty belongs to me, (Grabs Jaune from behind) and I'll prove it!

Jaune: My booty belongs to me; You cannot have my booty! (Thrusts backwards, The Arc Booty propels Emerald skyward) I... I did it! (Looks around) But where the hell am I?

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Emerald: (Dazed, Stuck in the ceiling)

Nora: You tried to take the Arc Booty, didn't you? (Emerald groans) Word of advice; the Arc Booty is not taken, it's earned.

#rwby#jaune arc#emerald sustrai#nora valkyrie#lie ren#topaz#the boondocks
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Yang: Having finished my intense training, my hunger drew me to the pinnacle of Huntsman civilization... the Vale All-Mart.

Jaune: Hey, I know that place! I've been there before.

Yang: As I scoured the aisles searching for my quarry, I notice a man observing me with admiration in his eyes. He must have sensed my power...

Jaune: Or maybe he had a question?

Yang: Or she was seeking my overwhelming strength.

Jaune: Or she was struck your charming personality.

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...

Yang: I approached him and asked if he wished to see my true power. He said,

Ren: "I'd love to see what you have to show me."

Cinder: Ahaha! Hell yeah, sister! What happened next?

Yang: I took a combative stance and roared, "PREPARE YOURSELF!" And I unleashed my full power on his frail body, right in the middle of aisle seven! The massive blow unleashed a shockwave which rattled everything, shaking the very foundations of the store! I was the victor for all to see.

Cinder: Definitely sounds like a typical day at All-Mart.

Jaune: Yang, I think you missed the point; he was there for you, not your power!

Yang: ...Really?

Jaune: Yeah! You were getting hit on!

Yang: I... I had no idea.

Cinder: At this point, just chang your name to Yang Xiao Dumbass-

Yang: (Slaps Cinder)

Jaune: ...Nice form!

Yang: Thank you.

#rwby#yang xiao long#jaune arc#cinder fall#devilartemis#lie ren#sunflowyr
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Ruby: (Grabs Ilia's collar) Who are you working for?!

Ilia: (Wearing White Fang mask, Twists Ruby)

Yang: We already know that, Ruby. Like this. (Grabs Ilia's breasts, Squeezes)

Ilia: (Lets go of Ruby) AAAAAAGH!

Yang: WHERE'S THE WEDDING AT?! TALK!

Ilia: DO WHAT YOU WANT! TH-THIS IS NO SWEAT COMPARED TO WHAT ADAM WILL- (Squeezed tighter) AHA-AH-AH-AH! S-STILL NOTHING COMPARED TO- (Eased off) What?

Yang: Uh, n-nothing.

Ilia: No, you eased off. What?

Yang: I... Well, I, uh... I don't know how to tell you this, but I sort of felt, uh... a lump.

Ilia: Are... Are you serious?

Yang: Yeah, I... I'm so sorry.

Ilia: Oh... Oh god... Oh- Oh god...

Yang: (Eases her down) Yeah, I just feel awful-

Ilia: How do you think I feel?!

Yang: Yeah! Yeah! No! I, uh... I totally get it! Well, not really, but... Look, maybe we should all, uh...

Ilia: I... I need to see Miss Kali.

Yang: Yeah, yeah! Go for it! Definitely, uh...

Weiss: (Gestures to neck, Draws line across)

Yang: (Shakes her head) Hey, uh, I know it's bad timing for me, but about the wedding?

Ilia: Yeah... Yeah, the wedding. It's... It's down the hall, first right turn, then frist left and you'll reach the double doors. Can't- OOGH! (Wedgied)

Yang/Weiss: RUBY!

Ruby: I didn't get to do anything!

#rwby#the venture bros#ruby rose#yang xiao long#ilia amitola#weiss schnee
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Can you do Friday Night Dinner please? Possibly with a “shit on it” moment?

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Ren: (Moving couch) Remember to lift it slowly.

Jaune: (Moving couch) Right.

Ren: Slowly! Slowly!

Jaune: I heard you the first time! You don't have to keep telling my to lift it slowly!

Cinder: I guess that's the beauty of a sofa bed, isn't it?

Ren: Yes, it- AAAAAGH!

Jaune: What?! What is it?!

Ren: OOOOOH SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

Jaune: Are you alright?!

Ren: Argh! Shit on it! Shit on the damn thing!

Cinder: (Looks to Jaune)

Jaune: Sorry.

Ren: Oh, shit on it! Shit on it!

Cinder: Are you alright?

Ren: Of course I'm not alright! The shitting thing went right up my- Aaagh!

Nora: Are you alright? What happened?

Ren: Oh, go away, Nora!

Nora: Ren! (Looks to Cinder) Sorry about him.

Jaune: It's alright, Ren, we'll do it.

Nora: Just go downstairs.

Ren: Shit on the shitting thing! (Storms off)

Nora: ...So sorry about him.

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Nora: Ren, what the hell is this invoice?!

Ren: (Carrying couch down the stairs) They're collectibles, Nora!

Nora: They're not collectibles, they're CRAP!

Ren: They're not- OH! SHIT ON IT! SHIT ON IT!

Nora: Will you please stop saying that?!

Cinder: ...Please stop saying- (Ringing) One sec... Hello?

Nora: As soon as you're done with this, you're calling that store, canceling this order, and getting back every lien! You hear me?

Ren: Yes...

Cinder: Oh my- When?! ...Oh no. No, no, no. I... Right. Okay. I'll... I'll call you back...

Nora: Everything alright?

Cinder: I... I need to sit down. My... My mom just died...

Nora: Oh, that's awful!

Jaune: Sorry for your loss.

Ren: (Walks down to her, Pats her back) Terrible to hear that. What kind of dog was it?

Crash!

Nora: (Sees couch tear stair bannister) Oh... Shit on it...

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#rwby#friday night dinner#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#lie ren#cinder fall